kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-03-14 01:32 pm

UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of March. While the wind gusts are still blustering, the weather has now finally warmed up where once could safely describe it as spring. In fact, some green is even starting to sprout in areas. Long gone is the snow and ice, even if the nights are still chilly. And even better, the black hole on the edge of town has cleared up! Great!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Fidelio Basilio Mollymauk Luke Hunter Asch Viktor MaoMao
Fidelio, Basilio, Mollymauk, Luke, Hunter, Asch, Viktor, and MaoMao have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ardyn
Ardyn has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Why are there so many newbies this time? This gives me a bad feeling about the amount of overtime I'm going to need to do. Great.

Anyway, thanks for dealing with the Black Hole at the edge of town. Those weird gates are still around and the seers are getting increasingly frantic about the Fae coming- but at least ONE fire is out.

Speaking of the weird gates - we got information on those. Apparently the monsters in those are called Greed and they usually show up in places with a lot of bad stuff happens, but I guess the city and everyone's problems in this city has made that qualifier less important. Anyway, they like to show up when they sense a lot of strong negative emotions, so if you're going to break up with someone don't do it outside the barrier this month. I mean, unless you WANT them to get eaten by Greed...

EDIT: Because Janet can't identify a joke she's making me revise this- for legal reasons, Zodiac is not advising you have Greed eat your exes. Or coworkers. Happy?

But if you don't mind fighting monster and want to earn some quick cash, Zodiac will be happy to pay for any useful resources you find in the realm. Especially eggs, we'll pay top dollar for any eggs provided it won't hatch into a demon spawn. Not planning anything sinister, unless you count deviled eggs as such.

Bye.


[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


This post is sponsored by Atlantica Karaoke Bar! Got a song in your heart? Well just swim this way!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log will be posted tomorrow! ]
fionnuisce: (don't feel right seeing the light)

un: silverrose

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Fucking fae are like clockwork by now. One of these day I'll figure out how to negotiate 'leave us the hell alone I'm royalty by marriage'.
jackdawvision: (you follow me? there's)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2025-03-14 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Take this advice with a grain of salt, for I'm speaking as a former pirate here, but when it comes to negotiations, I've always found it's best to be as intimidating as possible. The show of power is what matters.
fionnuisce: (is shed my tears in front of you)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-14 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, that counts me right the hell out.
jackdawvision: (we can do anything there)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2025-03-14 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, fair, but does it count out Diarmuid? [A beat.] ...it does, doesn't it.
fionnuisce: (don't feel right seeing the light)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-14 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
If they don't take him seriously by now, nobody's got a damn chance.
twofoldfury: (37)

un: goldenrose

[personal profile] twofoldfury 2025-03-14 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's more likely my interference will encourage them to continue.
fionnuisce: (through my heartbeat's megaphone)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-14 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Fucked up that I can't tell who married into the messier family here.
twofoldfury: (66)

[personal profile] twofoldfury 2025-03-14 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm? I wouldn't go so far as to call your family "messy". Lady Ilyasviel acts in a familiar way that I recall someone else of her age acting.

[You, he's talking about you Waver.]

The fey regardless of "age" perception have always been the way they are.

[Oh Diarmuid. Oh Diarmuid-san...]
fionnuisce: (don't feel right seeing the light)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-14 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't about Ilya, this is about my other demon child of a sister. Reines El-Melloi Archisorte.
twofoldfury: (89)

[personal profile] twofoldfury 2025-03-14 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[... 💧]

I... see. I haven't had the pleasure to meet her yet. [Local man doesn't know how blessed he is for that.]
fionnuisce: (through my heartbeat's megaphone)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You have not.


Count yourself fortunate.
prunedworlds: (cheeky grin)

[personal profile] prunedworlds 2025-03-16 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Awww, she's not that bad!"

... Wait, did she ever tell Waver that she'd met his adoptive sister? She can't remember, oh well!
fionnuisce: (don't feel right seeing the light)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you would know the source of all my migraines. Why am I not surprised.
prunedworlds: (what's going on?)

[personal profile] prunedworlds 2025-03-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Guess I should've mentioned that before, huh..."

Then again, maybe ignorance was bliss, in this case?
jackdawvision: (or hear from me in a while)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2025-03-14 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You could hide on the Morrigan, if you wanted to avoid them.
fionnuisce: (through my heartbeat's megaphone)

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-03-14 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It is extremely funny that you think that will work.
jackdawvision: (while life just passes by)

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2025-03-14 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm an ever-hopeful fool, as we've established. Anyway, they can try to get past the birds.