UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of February. The weather has been slowly warming as we inch closer and closer to spring. While the red string issue is still happening, people with issues got a whole new thing to worry about - a roving spirit realm that grabs people and forces them to deal with the problems. Wonderful!

Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Amaimon, Gwendal, Arcueid, Jin Ling, and Inwa have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Leon has left the app.

[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Hahaha great news Janet got stuck on the issues train. She sounded so pissed on the phone about it. What a great day.

Anyway yes we're aware of the Spirit Realm but no we can't tell you where you can locate it because it keeps moving. From our contacts in the inside (Janet, it's Janet), it sounds like its hoping to provide therapy or whatever. Don't think anyone will be in immediate danger unless they do something stupid. So try not to be stupid.

Anyway I got a date with my partner so I'm getting out of here. Happy Valentine's day.

Bye.

[This is in fact the first time anyone has even heard that Jarry has someone in his life, including the Zodiac workers]


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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs!

The mid-month event log can be found here ]

Comments

un: badnews

[whitestonelives]

Enjoy your time off, Janet!

Do you think if we bribe the train enough it'll keep her?

un: knitpicking

[cutenessproximity]

What would you bribe a train with?

un: X_GoldenSword_X; 2/14 (1/2)

[orchidingold]

What kind of dumbass train tries to provide therapy to its passengers? I bet it's as expensive and unhelpful as regular therapy. No thanks, I'll just walk my dog and my jiujiu's dogs.

2/16 (2/2)

[orchidingold]

HELP THE STUPID FUCKING TRAIN FOUND ME

UN: Shroud | Voice

[whiteshroud]

[A spirit realm that provides therapy, huh. As in... the people in aid won't so much need combat aid and more have to talk through their issues.

...]

Before anyone asks, my commission queue is full and I don't expect my schedule to clear up for the rest of the month.

[YOU'RE ALL ON YOUR OWN NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU THROW AT HIM.]

voice; un: X_GoldenSword_X

[orchidingold]

There are things on this train trying to kill us, what do you mean your commission queue's full—

text | un: volans

[aquilaconstellation]

Constantly moving therapy sounds like a threat that I will not be getting near.

If you choose to take part while having student loans, I support your decision.

UN: MusicologyMinor

[youwouldntdownloada]

[somewhere in the haze of winter eepies-]

there's a fucking train trying to steal my job???

text

[prunedworlds]

pretty sure with all the people here there's still plenty for you to do...

uh

unless the train takes EVERYONE i guess

un: photocutie

[trailblazingspirit]

See, Mr. Jarry, I told you that you're cute! Somebody else agrees with me, if they're going out on a date with you!

Not here

[jaxoff]

[Well, that sure backfired on him quick! Who could have prepped this prank thinking Jarry of all people would be dating anyone, much less OPENLY STATE as much? Not him!

Oh well, he's too busy having his emotional damage put through the wringer- this'll be a Future Jax problem! ]

un: speeddemon | text

[oneracetrackmind]

[Yugo's message is simple: a plea for help.]

GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING TRAIN

PLEASE

I HAVE STUFF TO DO

ITS TRYING TO MAKE ME DO CROSSWORDS

[He's not smart enough for this!]

un: steadyflame; text

[reignitions]

Yugo. I know it's not convenient, but just try to bear with it until it's done, alright?

Doesn't seem like you're in any danger, so don't do anything reckless.

Text | UN: Pythia

[life_ethereal]

[Oh, hey, it's that weird, cryptic seer! What weird poem will they come up with this time?]

If you think to take a stroll,
Be prepared to lose your soul.
To step outside is to court death,
So remain inside and take a deep breath.

un: wilder | text

[wilder]

Alright but
About how painful a death we talking here?

Like on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being "didn't feel a thing!" and 10 being "eternal agony".

voice: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

[ Oh hey it's Zulius and he is screaming shrilly!!!! ]

SOS SOS SOS SOS!!!!!

FABULOUS ZEBRATAUR CAPTURED AGAINST HIS WILL!!! MAYDAY MAYDAY!! I can't BE here doing THERapY?? It's VALENTINE'S DAY???

You train bitch I had a DATE?????

un: wilder | voice

[wilder]

[Oh COME ON, this guy followed him even to the train??? What does it--

Actually wait-]

... Yeah no I can't even be surprised you won a ticket to the therapy train.

Text | UN: ghostking

[deathdiduspart]

Cool I'm stuck on a train with very emotionally stable people
And Jax and Janet
Fun
@ Lapis sorry sis

text: UN:idontcare

[jaxoff]

If you're here too it means you're as emotionally stable as the rest of us, Hot Topic.

You think Janet would bounce if we pushed her off the train or would her flying monkeys come and rescue her?

text | un: anarchy (2/15)

[nefilim]

well at least this stupid fucking train was nice enough to yank me aboard the day after i had plans

this is bullshit what the hell

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

... Ah.



Ganbatte, Oneechan.

un: ultimatelifeform

[revenge_guac]

[To practically no one's surprise, guess who's also here to complain.]

I don't need any "therapy" from these people. What I need is to find the one in charge of this train to make them pay for trapping me here.

un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

ohhhh ur on the train too???
at least you wont be alone!! we can keep each other safe and stuff :)

voice | un: neoteric

[moderni]

I, ah. Ended up on the train as well.

[There's some sort of animal screeching or cackling noise in the background. Directed away from the phone:] Don't bend them!

I have no idea how this could constitute therapy.

[Doesn't he usually prefer text?]

voice

[poisontippedcure]

Do you know where on the train you are? I can come find you.

voice; un: allin

[neverchanged]

[Here is a ten second long recording of someone loudly sipping boba tea.]

voice: un: idontcare

[jaxoff]

[And in return, he will receive a ten second long recording of an extended fart noise. ]

un: tm149; text

[goodolrika]

lol. lmao even.

voice | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

As I seem to have been taken by the train, could I trouble someone to check in on my realm? I trust that Pineapple has the day to day matters handled, but I'm concerned that Coffee may become inconsolable if I'm gone too long without news again.

I last left the entrance to my realm in the large sarcophagus in the Cathedral Hill cemetery. Tis difficult to miss.

[Nito, maybe explain that you're talking about your pokemon... Context is important...]

voice, un: devilhunter

[advivo]

Hey, this is bullshit. How come the train snatch me up but leaves Vergil behind??

[ HE'S OFFENDED????? ]

text: un: darkSlayer

[kowase]

...

[ you can hear the smug asshole chuckling, ever so lightly, on the other end of the voice call. ]

Perhaps it is just luck. Yours bad, mine better.

voice ; UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

Not again.

voice | un: Firelight

[depressionrug]

Miss Rose? [He sounds a bit disbelieving, but he's had a rough few weeks.]

May I ask what do you mean 'not again'? Does getting abducted by a Hell Train just ... happen here?

un: captainkenway; 2/17

[jackdawvision]

If someone here can somehow get alcohol onto this train that would be greatly appreciated. If not I'll figure it out myself.

I'll not be doing anything stupid, promise, I'll stay in one car while drunk.

un: wilder | text

[wilder]

[.............]

Yeah this group is never convincing the train we don't need its services.

un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

[With the most absolutely exhausted sigh:]

Train got me.

[A beat.]

I'm fine, but can someone look after my Pokémon while I'm stuck here? I was coming back from digging up ore in Hyrule when I got here, I'm worried for them.

voice: un: Mr.ColdFeet

[anyprice]

I'll go get your buddies, don't worry about it!!
I'm leaving right now too, because I'm such a pal.

Don't uh. Get eaten by a train? Okay?

un: moon princess

[moonlited]

What the heck is up with this train? I don't understand why we need to do crossword puzzles.

Why can't we just enjoy valentines day in peace?

un: belleoftheboulevard

[greatlydares]

oh shit, are you new here? I'm so sorry you also got snatched up by the train, it got my brother too!

[It's a deep frustration she can't just find her way onto the train and do her job as a Proxy. The only real consolation she has is that no one here is going to get too badly injured.]

But I think I can help you with the crossword puzzles. Give me some of the clues that have you stumped and the number of spaces, I'll see what I can do from out here.

text; un; ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

well, this fuckin sucks.

whats the point of having two husbands if neither of them are fuckin home for the couple holiday.

im gettin fucked up on sangrias for my first day of widowhood stop by if you want some i guess

there's a fuckin heart cake and everything

text, un: devilhunter

[advivo]

sorry babe therapy train decided to kidnap us both
ruining all the plans we had for the evening ):

don't be mad at us

text | un: kni

[ornamentals]

Who ISN'T on that stupid train?

[poisontippedcure]

Wolfwood, apparently.

This is terrible. Exactly how I didn't want to spend my Valentine's Day.