kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2025-01-31 03:20 pm
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UN: Zodiac | Happy February!

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[While it's still winter, the deep chill of January starts to fade away as the month rolls into February. In the sky, the spirit vein shifts to hues of brilliant fire: reds, oranges, yellows and whites. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]


Jax Harumasa Shadow
Jax, Harumasa, and Shadow have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Juri Han
Juri Han has left the app.


[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy February everyone! Isn't it nice that we're finally getting some warmer weather? That cold blast is always so brutal! Thanks to everyone who helped resolve that issue before the city froze- I know my heating bill really appreciates it!

That said, we have an exciting announcement! With Valentine's Day on the horizon, we know so many of you have special people in your lives that you want to show how much you care! As such, Zodiac is running a special Candy Gram service through the month! For the low price of $4.99, Zodiac employees will deliver Valentine's messages to your special person of choice! Whether you want to send them chocolates, flowers, balloons, a lovely serenade, a special gift - we'll be happy to provide to you! We have endless customization options, allowing you to express your love in whatever way you feel fit!

And don't worry, we're not using a third party delivery service for these candy grams! Rather, the deliveries will be happily done by the very Zodiac employees that have been providing you great direct communication on this app! If you have a specific one you wish to choose, then you can do so! Whichever Zodiac employee gets commissioned for the MOST candygram deliveries that are SUCCESSFULLY delivered will be awarded an extra two weeks of PTO and an all-expense paid weekend at the Amat Hot Springs Resort! So don't feel any guilt when ordering a candygram today!

That's all for now! Have a month full of love!


[During the month of February, the Zodiac app will have a feature that'll let you order a Candy Gram. These candygram will deliver to anyone else on the app by zodiac employees. They are extremely customizable with options such as balloons, flowers, boxes of chocolates, song performances, letters that get read out loud, etc etc. The only thing that's not allowed it anything that'd cause physical harm to the delivery person or the recipient (so no weapons).]


This post is sponsored by the Poundland! Treat your Valentine with our premium line of savings!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post.

ETA: If you wish to write out the candygram order, the Zodiac employees can a text in this format:
]
thewarriorqueen: (Default)

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[personal profile] thewarriorqueen 2025-01-31 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
$4.99 sounds suspiciously cheap even if I did actually want to do something like that. I though these guys were all about unrealistic price gouging.
jaxoff: (In the evenin' breeze)

text: UN:idontcare

[personal profile] jaxoff 2025-01-31 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Genuinely why are you like this.
fouren: (pic#17503846)

text, un: wanyin

[personal profile] fouren 2025-01-31 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of question is that?
jaxoff: (Watching out they don't four-letter)

text: UN:idontcare

[personal profile] jaxoff 2025-01-31 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
She wants to know if you're into vore.
fouren: (pic#17503857)

1/2

[personal profile] fouren 2025-01-31 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THE FUCK????? ]
fouren: (pic#17524800)

[personal profile] fouren 2025-01-31 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's none of her damn business if anyone was.
jackdawvision: (or will we be blown off course)

text; un: captainkenway

[personal profile] jackdawvision 2025-01-31 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does it need to be that elaborate? You can just send a letter and be done with it.
jaxoff: (Greasing up those bets and betters)

[personal profile] jaxoff 2025-01-31 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear you loud and clear. But thaaaaat's Janet for you. Always putting her nose in everyone else's business.

It's because she doesn't actually have a life. She's gotta live vicariously through yours. Ergo: asking weird sex questions hidden away in her little icebreakers so HR don't pitch a fit about it.
onahairtrigger: (💎 thirteen.)

un: shineon; text

[personal profile] onahairtrigger 2025-01-31 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So, I got a little inspired by the holiday and I've got some Valentine's themed stickers for sale!

[A photo has been added of the stickers--designs include a pair of Luvdisc kissing, a Tandemaus decked out in red and pink and holding a chocolate heart, and a pair of Applin, one regular and one shiny, with text below that reads "You're the applin of my eye!". The regular colored Applin seems to be winking.]

As with the Pride Vivillons before (which are still available), these are PWYW for app users.
loupmorque: (Default)

text: un: The Duke

[personal profile] loupmorque 2025-01-31 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
From my limited knowledge and Googling, it seems that Valentines Day is a holiday where sometimes people like to compete or go 'all out' to try to show up one another with the gifts they got for their partners.

In short: Capitalism.
faenthras: (pic#17521070)

text, un: greyhunt

[personal profile] faenthras 2025-01-31 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Janet darling, hope your week has been well. I know you won't answer this but I know you'll at least read it! Trinket absolutely loved visiting and has taken such a shine to you in particular. He sends his love!

[ she attaches a photo of Trinket to the post as well, looking up at her with big wide eyes and the most adorable expression. ]

I doubt candygrams is a part of their job descriptions, but if they're going to honor the PTO and the trip to hot springs...

[ is Vex planning on abusing the pre-established system to get Percy some PTO so they can go on a vacation? yes, yes she is. ]
kowase: <user name=brokiloen> (127)

text: un: darkSlayer

[personal profile] kowase 2025-01-31 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
From a business standpoint; if it's that cheap, it means that whatever it contains isn't worth the price.
Either what they're selling is cheaply made garbage, or it's illicit.
neverchanged: (â™  it's time to be alone)

text; un: allin

[personal profile] neverchanged 2025-01-31 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Janet is the equivalent of a linty half-melted root beer barrel that has been stuck in someone's pocket for ten years
crisantemo: (train your soul)

text | un: laluna

[personal profile] crisantemo 2025-01-31 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't think i trust chocolates from poundland

i've seen the things they've sold there
medicgunner: (63)

[meanwhile in Johto]

[personal profile] medicgunner 2025-01-31 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[why does she suddenly want to start shouting?]
jaxoff: (And ain't it fun)

text: UN:idontcare

[personal profile] jaxoff 2025-01-31 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It also has one, single hair stuck to it. It is not the colour of your own hair. Who's hair is it? It's a mystery.
neverchanged: (â™  i'm just young enough to still believe)

[personal profile] neverchanged 2025-01-31 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, the laugh he luffed.]

Perfection.
whitestonelives: (from the weak hands of the poor)

text; un: badnews

[personal profile] whitestonelives 2025-01-31 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If someone wants to buy my time for a candy-gram, I feel as though I must inform you that the only modern-day dance move I know is the running man. And I am not waltzing with your recipient.
goodolrika: (06)

un: tm149

[personal profile] goodolrika 2025-01-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at that absolutely precious face~ Gotta say, I hope you'll bring Trinket by the office again sometime! :)
anyprice: (pic#17657758)

text: un: Mr.ColdFeet

[personal profile] anyprice 2025-01-31 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
She sounds charming and sweet!

With... such great personality and...

...

Hm, nope. I'm out of words to use!
fionnuisce: (i never mastered anything)

un: silverrose

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2025-01-31 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
probably made out of condensed despair and the souls of the innocent
thewarriorqueen: (sighing)

[personal profile] thewarriorqueen 2025-01-31 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. I wouldn't trust it.

Besides, if I really wanted to hire someone here for a candygram it'd be easier to just pay them directly.
faenthras: art by <user name="suites" site="tumblr.com"> (LADY.)

[personal profile] faenthras 2025-01-31 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course! Trinket loves the attention, and he sometimes he misses Percy just oh so much.
kowase: <user name=lastlinks> (32)

[personal profile] kowase 2025-01-31 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I would assume that a gift picked out by oneself, and catered specifically towards someone has far more meaning than a candygram, bought for cheap, off Zodiac, of all people.

This feels very...

....

Jr. High School.
jaxoff: (Smells like something I've forgotten)

[personal profile] jaxoff 2025-01-31 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)

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