Diablo (
primordialooze) wrote in
kaisou2025-01-19 09:46 pm
Hello? Is this thing on?
WHO: Anyone for Jan 1 Birthday
WHERE: Mass text over the Libra Network
WHEN: Jan 1 birthdays, late
WHAT: Happy Birthday Message!
WARNINGS: None
Apparently I had a thing called a birthday on the first of this month called January. According to this fone I was given, there are many other people with a birthday on this date. It has taken me this long to figure out how to use this app to send a message to all of the other recipients of this birthday. I am not sure what exactly we are supposed to do, but I will repeat the notification that it took me almost three weeks to remove, 'Happy Birthday!!!'
So, I shall ask here, what do we do. Are we supposed to do something for this day?
WHERE: Mass text over the Libra Network
WHEN: Jan 1 birthdays, late
WHAT: Happy Birthday Message!
WARNINGS: None
Apparently I had a thing called a birthday on the first of this month called January. According to this fone I was given, there are many other people with a birthday on this date. It has taken me this long to figure out how to use this app to send a message to all of the other recipients of this birthday. I am not sure what exactly we are supposed to do, but I will repeat the notification that it took me almost three weeks to remove, 'Happy Birthday!!!'
So, I shall ask here, what do we do. Are we supposed to do something for this day?

voice: un: MrColdFeet
Do you come from somewhere where the concept of birthdays don't exist?!
[ an image is inserted into a text window under Sampo's voice file. ]
First and foremost, cake. Cake and balloons. Lots of balloons. One for every year you've been alive.
Re: voice: un: MrColdFeet
Yes Sir, that is correct I have never been around this term birthday before, I assume that one would have to be a child for this term to be used. As for your instructions, cake I know of and it is delicious, balloons however are a new concept for me. As for the amount of them, I do not think that I am able to aquire the number that is mandatory for this event.
Respectfully,
~Diablo
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I can't remember the last time someone called me SIR either... wow.
Well then. If you need balloons, I could be your guy! If you're not sure if you could get a few hundred, then it's no problem! I could DEFINITELY manage! I know there's some people in this world who are hundreds of years old so asking for that many might be a bit much, but.
Sampo's got your back!
[ he has no idea ]
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I would be amiss if I didn't give everyone above my station the respect they deserve. My Lord Rimuru and First Secretary Shion would never let me hear the end of it. I am still unsure of what a balloon is, however if you think a few hundred will suffice who am I to argue with the expert.
Respectfully,
~Diablo
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It is surprising to see you here! Can I assume that My Lord Rimuru is here as well? I have been looking for him.
I arrived here in this city a few months ago, I was attempting to travel back to Rimuru City after dealing with those pesky Clerics of the Seven. However instead of arriving there, I stepped out into this city and have not been able to find my way back.
While I have you, my new acquaintance Sampo has said I need a balloon for every year I've been alive. How many balloons did you have, as I don't have a number to give him per se.
Sincerely
~Diablo