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[threebetrayals]

WHO: Kunikaki and you
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: December 21st-ish
WHAT: Prophecy Ho!
WARNINGS: Cranky hat boy? Whatever you bring with you.

[The video opens up on a kitchen and one Kunikaki in the middle of some sort of cooking. Or...baking? (If you know what you're looking at, it's clear he's attempting to handmake udon noodles? Why? Because he's extra like that.)

Mildly annoyed:]

Every month I hope the last one was a weird fluke and every month I'm proven wrong. How the hell do we have so many apparent seers in this city and weird shit still happens?

[Kneading the dough as he speaks. No one ask why he's the one making the post.]

The dragon saw a wintery, icy wasteland he called "Co-" something, but that part's not relevant. The grandma knit a dress that looks like it's supposed to be made of ice, I'll add the picture in a minute. The Zodiac lady heard wolves, apparently, and the kpop boyband member said--[pulling up the message on his phone]--"I saw a first-person POV of my screens and one of them was a fireplace after coming in from the cold. It felt cozy and put me at ease".

[Weird, but not the weirdest.]

Tarot chick go the upright Empress which means, quote, "fertility, motherhood, sensuality, nurturing, creativity, beauty, femininity, nature, harmony, and art", so who knows. The photog somehow managed to get photos that look like cherry blossoms in fucking December. Mothman had ice fishing, the chimney had a malformed snowman, and the pink twink had an ice palace. I think. I can't make sense of his nonsense okay.

[A moment, and then he adds:]

Oh, right. Mothman had ice fishing, Venti had a song about frozen hearts, and I had this.

[He flips his camera around to the flour he was using to make noodles. They look like mechanical owls.]

No, I don't get it either.

[And done. He does include the photo icy dress Cotton made, at least.]

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[deathdiduspart]

[Nico looks at this post.

Looks at his calendar.

And he decides that he does not want to deal with weird prophetic nonsense this close to Christmas. Not to mention, it gives him a weird deja vu induced migraine.]

un: ragna

[centralfiction]

How the hell did they convince you to make a public post? It's a Christmas Miracle.

voice because cooking

[threebetrayals]

Kiss my ass, Snowball.

also voice

[centralfiction]

Bite me, Little Squall.

[threebetrayals]

How? You're all bone, so that'd just break my teeth.

[centralfiction]

That's real fucking rich coming from the twink!

[threebetrayals]

You're not denying being all bone.

[He knows there's no use denying he's a twink.]

[centralfiction]

I don't need to when I could prove it if I wanted!

[Which isn't a denial of being relatively skinny despite having a fair bit of muscle tone.]

video just for this

[threebetrayals]

[Just a video of him tugging his eyelid down at his cousin yep]

voice; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

Hang on, sorry, did you say ice fishing?

[HIS TIME HAS COME!!!]

voice

[threebetrayals]

Yes, I did. Why?

[illucesco]

I happen to fish pretty often, so I've done some ice fishing. [He has done so much ice fishing. Every weekend, he's out at the park, having the time of his life ice fishing.] Did Mothman have any other details besides that?

[threebetrayals]

No, and I didn't ask. Getting that image in my head from him was weird enough.

[illucesco]

Ah. Yeah, that would be a little off-putting. At least you didn't get too much of a headache out of it.

un: thedancer

[dancedwithplenty]

This month's predictions REALLY sound like a weather report lbr

"Expect ice. Maybe snow too, but mostly ice"

voice because cooking

[threebetrayals]

...you're not wrong.

[dancedwithplenty]

Hope this means an overall calm month. Like if all the fates have to bring up is the cold

Which tbh, I could have guessed.