un: zodiac | Happy December!

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: December 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[It had been snowing over the weekend, leaving a fresh coat of snow on the ground. But at night,t he sky clears up and as the month shifts into December, the the darkness of the night gives way to a brilliant lightshow in the sky as the Light element takes hole of the Spirit Vein. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Lan Wangji, and Jiang Wanyin have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Hua Cheng and Ajisai have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy Holidays everyone!

What a year it's been huh? We're excited to reach the holiday season with you all. We thank you for all your hard work and efforts, and we hope that together we will keep this city burning bright!

Not only that, but we have an exciting announcement! We've teased it before, but we're proud to announce the launch of our collaboration with the vtuber Venti! This month, we will be selling limited edition Venti merchandise through the Zodiac store! There's apparel, pins, jewerly, water bottles, pillows, figurines- and more!

Act this weekend, and you'll get a wonderful 20% off as part of our black friday deal! Talk about an easy Christmas gift that anyone on your list would love!

Oh, also don't forget to check out the North Pole experience over at the Seven Star Malls, sponsored by Zodiac! Throughout the month, people of all ages can meet Santa* and the rest of his North Pole friends! You can also get a fun holiday picture!

*Please note, this is not the real Santa but a paid actor. Please do not challenge this santa to a fight in front of children. Please.

And with that, we now have our exciting icebreaker question- written to us by our new partner Venti!



This post is sponsored by the Kupo Crafting! Want a custom-made holiday gift? Or to elope on Christmas under the church of Barbatos? Leave it to the moogles!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

[venti_late]

but zules I'm ALSO cute 8( I wouldn't call my plans evil

damn so true tho bestie. when you're right you're right

NO LIE IT IS but I kinda go w/ the flow bc what else am I gonna do?

I'm not Zhongli I don't fight and kill gods

[bebest]

You are cute and okay maybe not evil but deffo shenanigan-y.

I KNOW! I'm ALWAYS right, IDK why people don't understand that.

That's super fair. You got the freedom going w/ the flow thing down pat. Zhongli is Zhongli. We love him for who he is even if sometimes we wanna throw him.

[venti_late]

true! won't deny those allegations!

now that I think about it I'm pretty sure Bladie and Squall (Ragna) are technically ordained bc they both hold pacts with me now

bestie if they don't understand that it's their loss and you get vindication later!

exactly so!

[centralfiction]

WHAT.

[venti_late]

you're one of my Four Winds so of COURSE you'd be ordained automatically for that!

[centralfiction]

I'M STILL NOT GONNA OFFICIATE ANYTHING, SCREW THAT.

[venti_late]

it's all up to you Squall dw about it!

[centralfiction]

[is this what he gets for making fun of that wanyin guy]

I'M W ABOUT IT.

[whiteshroud]

Oh.

Do you take confession? It'd save me time if I didn't have to commute to the cathedral.

[venti_late]

technically yes! ✨✨✨

[centralfiction]

I'M NOT DOING THIS WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[whiteshroud]

Ah. Father Ragna already sounds like one of the nuns at Sunday School...

1/2

[centralfiction]

[h]

[centralfiction]

I will

fucking pay you

to NEVER call me that again.

[threebetrayals]

Are you saying my idiot cousin is a priest of the anemo archon?

[venti_late]

he's one of my Four Winds!

so not quite a priest

[threebetrayals]

Close enough. Do you know anyone who can cross stitch? I have a commission.

[venti_late]

HELL yes I have this awesome friend on Etsy who does it I'll give you their contact info~

text; un: blade

[unreachableside]

Ordained for what? Like a priest?

... Are you sure you want me out here pretending to be a priest?

[venti_late]

to officiate at weddings!

it's not pretending when you're literally building me a shrine, in an active pact w/ me, and praying to me LMAO?????

[unreachableside]

Praying doesn't make you a priest. That's such a low bar of entry I'm surprised you're even considering it. ... But I'll acknowledge that I built you a shrine.

Still, I don't think anyone would ask me to officiate their wedding. Dan Heng is more put together, and Jing Yuan has an air of competence I've never been able to replicate.

Maybe if it was a wedding with cannons.

[venti_late]

building me a shrine would be Bishop material!

oh, Bladie, sometimes people need a scary man to officiate so nobody pulls shit in the middle of the ceremony, i.e. monsters-in-law

but also, with the dog ears, you'd look a lot less scary! it's not like you can help that you look like an unhinged mad genius with rbf unless you see a mech or your future wife

besides, you'll never know until it happens, right?

[bebest]

HA HA They seem super unhappy with that development. I love watching Grumpus GO OFF, it's like, so much fun! LMAO.

I will always get vindication. I am very vindicated.

[venti_late]

bladie would probably do it if he got his confidence up and gave his small, cute smiles and maybe had his dog ears out, but squall will like

tsundere his way into it 🤣 he'll complain like a cat dragged along by the harness but he'll do it~

as you should, bestie!!!

[bebest]

Oh Blade would to it for a lil' snackie. Maybe a squeaky bone? Tell him he's a GOOD BOY and you can get him to do anything.

Of course he would! He thinks he's got us all fooled but we ALL know better.