illucesco: (lightning's an orphaned dream)
noctis lucis caelum, fisher king ([personal profile] illucesco) wrote in [community profile] kaisou 2024-11-16 09:50 pm (UTC)

He changes actors every other year!

[And that’s not even getting into the question of which media they’re talking about here. But he relaxes.]

Yeah, you’re not concussed, your memory’s just crap. New Batman’s the sparkly vampire guy, by the way.

[Edward something or other, Noctis doesn’t know, he didn’t watch those movies. Anyway, he inserts as much command as he can, borrowing a little from the king he used to be:]

No, you are going to sit down and stay there because you hit your head on a streetlight. You keep going like this, you really will get a concussion and then we really will have to call Acacia.

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