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kaisou2022-03-26 10:11 pm
drewthetower) wrote in kaisou2022-03-26 10:11 pm
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video | un: blackbirdtarot
WHO: August
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Now?
WHAT: This post is brought to you by our sponsors: The Prophecy Club, Too Many Energy Drinks, and Demons
WARNINGS: August's mouth as per the usual
[Good evening Libra it is your friendly neighborhood demonic witchy tailor coming at you live with about...three empty cans of energy drink, what looks to be a very fancy vest on his dress form behind him, and the look of a man who is beat but can't sleep because he drank three or more energy drinks to finish a commission.]
Yeah, it's late, deal with it, I'm running on like four energy drinks and pizza. So! [He claps his hands together.] Couple of things. First: if you were wondering "wow did Bruno not get a vision this month? Are August's cards behaving?" the answer is no, we're still getting weird shit. He saw shorts, literally just shorts, and I am getting big "something has secrets and it may be related to your mom" vibes for the whole damn city. So, like. Check in with any mom figures? Buy shorts? Fuck, man, I dunno, is anyone else starting to think this shit is related to the Spirit Realm shit? Somehow? Like, someone has a rat that does electricity, right? Or saw one a couple months ago? Was I hallucinating seeing that in there?
[Helen the Sewaddle waddles across the screen. August just picks her up and sets her on the floor.]
Second: reminding any and all isekais that I am making three outfits per person free of charge to help get you settled in. Second and a half: reminding any and all nerds that I don't make cosplays, but I will make some of the basic parts.
Third: anyone got a copy of the Ars Goetia I can borrow? Fourth...
[A long pause as August just sits there, thinking. He's tired, okay?]
There was a fourth but fuck it, I can't remember. Ask me in the morning or something.
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Now?
WHAT: This post is brought to you by our sponsors: The Prophecy Club, Too Many Energy Drinks, and Demons
WARNINGS: August's mouth as per the usual
[Good evening Libra it is your friendly neighborhood demonic witchy tailor coming at you live with about...three empty cans of energy drink, what looks to be a very fancy vest on his dress form behind him, and the look of a man who is beat but can't sleep because he drank three or more energy drinks to finish a commission.]
Yeah, it's late, deal with it, I'm running on like four energy drinks and pizza. So! [He claps his hands together.] Couple of things. First: if you were wondering "wow did Bruno not get a vision this month? Are August's cards behaving?" the answer is no, we're still getting weird shit. He saw shorts, literally just shorts, and I am getting big "something has secrets and it may be related to your mom" vibes for the whole damn city. So, like. Check in with any mom figures? Buy shorts? Fuck, man, I dunno, is anyone else starting to think this shit is related to the Spirit Realm shit? Somehow? Like, someone has a rat that does electricity, right? Or saw one a couple months ago? Was I hallucinating seeing that in there?
[Helen the Sewaddle waddles across the screen. August just picks her up and sets her on the floor.]
Second: reminding any and all isekais that I am making three outfits per person free of charge to help get you settled in. Second and a half: reminding any and all nerds that I don't make cosplays, but I will make some of the basic parts.
Third: anyone got a copy of the Ars Goetia I can borrow? Fourth...
[A long pause as August just sits there, thinking. He's tired, okay?]
There was a fourth but fuck it, I can't remember. Ask me in the morning or something.
text | un: blackbirdtarot
It's a book about demons and shit. Not sure if it's, like, accurate or anything but trying to google them just gets me anime and way too much porn.
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[NOT THAT HE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THAT... HA... HA...]
That sounds like the internet, though. Either there's porn or rule 63 of something.
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why is there so much porn about DEMONS
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but also it's a LITTLE freaky when you google "goetic demons" and see SUPER NSFW artwork of the freaky demonic version of a demon
like
none of these are human looking levels of freaky, there is a BIPEDAL HORSE missing his entire MIDDLE THIRD levels of freaky