video | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

WHO: August
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Now?
WHAT: This post is brought to you by our sponsors: The Prophecy Club, Too Many Energy Drinks, and Demons
WARNINGS: August's mouth as per the usual

[Good evening Libra it is your friendly neighborhood demonic witchy tailor coming at you live with about...three empty cans of energy drink, what looks to be a very fancy vest on his dress form behind him, and the look of a man who is beat but can't sleep because he drank three or more energy drinks to finish a commission.]

Yeah, it's late, deal with it, I'm running on like four energy drinks and pizza. So! [He claps his hands together.] Couple of things. First: if you were wondering "wow did Bruno not get a vision this month? Are August's cards behaving?" the answer is no, we're still getting weird shit. He saw shorts, literally just shorts, and I am getting big "something has secrets and it may be related to your mom" vibes for the whole damn city. So, like. Check in with any mom figures? Buy shorts? Fuck, man, I dunno, is anyone else starting to think this shit is related to the Spirit Realm shit? Somehow? Like, someone has a rat that does electricity, right? Or saw one a couple months ago? Was I hallucinating seeing that in there?

[Helen the Sewaddle waddles across the screen. August just picks her up and sets her on the floor.]

Second: reminding any and all isekais that I am making three outfits per person free of charge to help get you settled in. Second and a half: reminding any and all nerds that I don't make cosplays, but I will make some of the basic parts.

Third: anyone got a copy of the Ars Goetia I can borrow? Fourth...

[A long pause as August just sits there, thinking. He's tired, okay?]

There was a fourth but fuck it, I can't remember. Ask me in the morning or something.

Comments

[video] un: restinglichface

[restinglichface]

I know you said a lot of shit that's probs important but all I heard was free outfits.

[drewthetower]

Only for the isekais which...

[Checks the local group chat]

Yeah, okay I didn't miss someone else getting added. Yeah, I make clothes.

[restinglichface]

Okay so like, you are now officially my favorite person here. Whatcha need? I'm abso-fuckin'-lutely takin' you up on this.

[drewthetower]

You'll need to come for a fitting and give me an idea of style. First three outfits are free but after that you'll have to wait for openings. Oh, and I don't touch denim so if you want jeans I'll help you get those.

[restinglichface]

[do the elf's long ears twitch at the mention of denim or is that just a trick of the light? hard to say!]

You got it, homie. Give me your address and I'll roll up whenever you've got time. And that's chill, I'm thinking a cute dress or somethin', maybe a crop top and some hot pants. Whatever will show off my legs.

Name's Lup, bee-tee-dubs. Pleasure's all yours.

[drewthetower]

[Full of herself, but very chill. August can work with this.]

August Villareal. [And he rattles off his address.] I have my hours posted, and if you could keep it to those that'd be great since I do have classes. Unfortunately.

sorry for the delay!

[restinglichface]

[That's the most perfect description of Lup to ever exist.]

August. [Lup lets his name roll off of her tongue, absolutely fluttering her lashes while doing it.]

Can do, handsome. Whatcha studying? Anything fun?

[drewthetower]

[August is very unfazed by the flirting as it is butts o'clock and he is Tired. Alas.]

Just business, unfortunately. I'm probably gonna be the one in charge of the sanctuary eventually so, like. Just the basic bitch business degree for now.

[restinglichface]

[omg live a little who needs sleep really sounds fake]

You aren't wrong, that's pretty fuckin' basic, but I guess live your truth, my guy. I went to school for evocation magic, so not much of a comparison, I guess.

[drewthetower]

Yeah, see, they don't teach that shit here. They should! But they don't!

[restinglichface]

No shit? You guys don't have a magic instructor around here?

[drewthetower]

Nooooope. Most people don't even know this shit exists, after all.