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[drewthetower]

WHO: August
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Now?
WHAT: This post is brought to you by our sponsors: The Prophecy Club, Too Many Energy Drinks, and Demons
WARNINGS: August's mouth as per the usual

[Good evening Libra it is your friendly neighborhood demonic witchy tailor coming at you live with about...three empty cans of energy drink, what looks to be a very fancy vest on his dress form behind him, and the look of a man who is beat but can't sleep because he drank three or more energy drinks to finish a commission.]

Yeah, it's late, deal with it, I'm running on like four energy drinks and pizza. So! [He claps his hands together.] Couple of things. First: if you were wondering "wow did Bruno not get a vision this month? Are August's cards behaving?" the answer is no, we're still getting weird shit. He saw shorts, literally just shorts, and I am getting big "something has secrets and it may be related to your mom" vibes for the whole damn city. So, like. Check in with any mom figures? Buy shorts? Fuck, man, I dunno, is anyone else starting to think this shit is related to the Spirit Realm shit? Somehow? Like, someone has a rat that does electricity, right? Or saw one a couple months ago? Was I hallucinating seeing that in there?

[Helen the Sewaddle waddles across the screen. August just picks her up and sets her on the floor.]

Second: reminding any and all isekais that I am making three outfits per person free of charge to help get you settled in. Second and a half: reminding any and all nerds that I don't make cosplays, but I will make some of the basic parts.

Third: anyone got a copy of the Ars Goetia I can borrow? Fourth...

[A long pause as August just sits there, thinking. He's tired, okay?]

There was a fourth but fuck it, I can't remember. Ask me in the morning or something.

Comments

[incendiarize]

Uhhh, I dunno, I don't live with my parents. I think it's soon? Man, why can't spring holidays just stay put?

[drewthetower]

I mean, blame the church for the Easter thing...

[Checking the calendar]

Oh, in May. We got time before that's a thing.

[incendiarize]

[There's some indistinct grumbling about the church. Then Arthur rolls so he's clearly hanging upside-down off his bed.]

Is that too far out for your cards? I'm new to this visiony stuff.

[drewthetower]

For me, yeah. I just don't try to read too far ahead. That's when shit gets vague [more vague] and useless.

[incendiarize]

Gotcha. So we're back to square one for the secrecy thing. Uhh... April, April... Easter maybe, secrets could maybe be like, schemes? Like April Fool's Day? Uhh.... Then there's St. George Day I think? Uh... National Deep Dish Pizza Day, No Housework Day, National Unicorn Day, National Velociraptor Day, National Peach Cobbler Day, National Superhero Day, whole lot of others I can't remember off the top of my head...

Oh, uh, maybe Walpurgisnacht? More likely than most of the other April stuff I can think of.

[drewthetower]

--wait, hold on, there's a national unicorn day?

[incendiarize]

Yeah, it's on April 9th.

[drewthetower]

Oh my god I am going to spam everyone I know with unicorn gifs.

[August is an idiot.]

[incendiarize]

Do it.

[So is Arthur.]

[drewthetower]

Doin' it. Rest in fucking pieces, everyone.