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August Villareal ([personal profile] drewthetower) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-03-26 10:11 pm
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WHO: August
WHERE: The app
WHEN: Now?
WHAT: This post is brought to you by our sponsors: The Prophecy Club, Too Many Energy Drinks, and Demons
WARNINGS: August's mouth as per the usual

[Good evening Libra it is your friendly neighborhood demonic witchy tailor coming at you live with about...three empty cans of energy drink, what looks to be a very fancy vest on his dress form behind him, and the look of a man who is beat but can't sleep because he drank three or more energy drinks to finish a commission.]

Yeah, it's late, deal with it, I'm running on like four energy drinks and pizza. So! [He claps his hands together.] Couple of things. First: if you were wondering "wow did Bruno not get a vision this month? Are August's cards behaving?" the answer is no, we're still getting weird shit. He saw shorts, literally just shorts, and I am getting big "something has secrets and it may be related to your mom" vibes for the whole damn city. So, like. Check in with any mom figures? Buy shorts? Fuck, man, I dunno, is anyone else starting to think this shit is related to the Spirit Realm shit? Somehow? Like, someone has a rat that does electricity, right? Or saw one a couple months ago? Was I hallucinating seeing that in there?

[Helen the Sewaddle waddles across the screen. August just picks her up and sets her on the floor.]

Second: reminding any and all isekais that I am making three outfits per person free of charge to help get you settled in. Second and a half: reminding any and all nerds that I don't make cosplays, but I will make some of the basic parts.

Third: anyone got a copy of the Ars Goetia I can borrow? Fourth...

[A long pause as August just sits there, thinking. He's tired, okay?]

There was a fourth but fuck it, I can't remember. Ask me in the morning or something.
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[personal profile] kokaiwanai 2022-03-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
On point one about the electric rat, those were in fact a thing in that gate back in February, yes.

[Point two isn't relevant to him. He continues.]

Point three: I think I have one around here from when my mother was having her occult phase, I don't think she'll care if I swipe it.

Point four: Are you sure, because I really will message you in the morning.
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[personal profile] kokaiwanai 2022-03-27 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Happy to help.

[And infinitely more useful than someone we could mention.]

Please get some rest as soon as you can manage it, though.
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[personal profile] kokaiwanai 2022-03-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted.

[...]

Besides falling behind on work, are you okay after that whole ordeal?
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[personal profile] kokaiwanai 2022-03-27 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that makes you luckier than me, then.

[He snorts.]
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[personal profile] kokaiwanai 2022-03-27 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wasn't kidnapped. I attempted to help with the rescues, but, ah...

Well. Being turned into a fox wasn't very conducive to that.

The make-up assignments are a pain in the ass, but thankfully, that new Denny's near Undertown exists. Besides that... Everything's alright on this end.