un: zodiac | Happy October!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: October 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds will calm as the days roll into October, with the Spirit Vein shifting into hues of orange as the Earth element becomes dominant. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]



Amal, Robin, and Baizhu have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Elliot and Yunaka have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy October everyone! This year has flown by so quickly! It won't be long until we can start breaking out our holiday decorations and look forward to Christmas! I do love the Christmas holiday season. But first, I hope you enjoy yourselves this Halloween!

Anyway, just wanted to remind you that with the Halloween season comes the annual "Paranormal Visibility Month"! Every year around this time, the barrier between the Spirit Realm and our world gets a little bit thinner. That means some people who normally lack the spiritual power to perceive the supernatural become a little more... perceptive.

So this month, be sure to take care when you're going out and about! You might get some more questions or strange looks. If you prefer, you could purchase an illusion charm from the Zodiac offices that'll help you pass without a single glance! On sale now for $19.99 before taxes!

And with that, here's our popular icebreaker!




This post is sponsored by This post is sponsored by Paradisa Cleaning Products. We guarantee to get out the toughest of stains, even blood! Buy some this Spooky Season!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

If you purchase the illusion charm from Zodiac, it will work and make you appear as an entirely normal human! However it'll also make you look pretty unflattering as well.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

text; un: DOINK!!!

[tonberrykin]

Man, so instead of providing people with The Thing That Upholds The Masquerade you're charging 21.29$ and otherwise good luck asshole, try not to be too weird?

You guys are really something :)

as for Halloween? the same thing I always am, Brain--broke, pink, pansexual, and short. And also Spirit Halloween. That's a new one this year. Never been a building before.

Wonder if I can make the people round here think I'm a shitty teenager and score free candy.

[prunedworlds]

If they're selling it for that cheap there's gotta be a catch though right?

text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

hey every1 its the best time of year

candy everywhere month

ill be making hommade chocolates and candies for everyone, lemme kno if u hav any allergies

also welcome back amal omg

text | un: tonics

[medicines]

This is very sweet (haha) of you to do!

Will you need any help at all?

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

Remember, you need to wear a costume if you plan to have your fill of halloween candy.

text; un: ndwolfwood

[asipofbride]

what needlenoggin forgot to tell you because he's trying to climb the roof of the house on account of all the sugar he's huffing is that we also have enough apple cider to drown a horse several times over

i have been informed that horses are bigger than tomases so that's a lot of goddamn cider
we've got the boozy shit and the fun for the whole family stuff
we're also gettin a worrying amount of pumpkins so like
swing by or i can ride out
take the produce before it unionizes and steal my house

[doubledollar]

[ hey ]

im not huffing that much sugar!!!! i cant even drink the appl cider and u kno it ):

omg oh yeah we should offer free punmpkins 4 people who want to make jack o lantersns??

un: steadyflame; text

[reignitions]

What I'm going to be for Halloween is a man sitting on my couch watching Hocus Pocus

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

No costume? (っ °Д °;)っ

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

i haven't really dressed up for halloween before

maybe i might try it this year

[ Truly a terrible goth. ]

[prunedworlds]

you should definitely try, it's a lot of fun!

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

Haha, honestly with August moving back home, my usual costume maker is gone... so I haven't prepared a costume yet.

I do want to wear something for the holiday, so I was thinking of hitting up Spirit Halloween and grabbing a bunch of costumes and seeing if there's any winners. I'm open to suggestions!

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Seen as I have been dragged into The Madness, I'm gonna hit up that place for more supplies for Dad. Also Home Depot. For supplies. Non-explosive ones because I guess we have to listen to the HOA.

Sad face emoji.

Seen as you won't rescue me from whatever Dad is gonna do (cruel) I'm gonna have to drag you around Spirit Halloween instead. But I'll help you pick out your outfit. And not only because I wanna see you try on costumes. Even if it's not a small part of that. Sounds fair?

text; un: luciferskylight

[scourgingstars]

Illusion charms, how quaint. I realize not everyone can be cursed with a shape that is unknowable and ever malleable, but odds are something like that will make you look like a walking trashcan.

Literally, not just in the sense of terrible fashion.

[thewarriorqueen]

I don't suppose you have better suggestions?

voice; un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

...Fuck, is it October already?

[Uh-oh.]

not quite here

[twofoldfury]

[YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WA]

text | un: kni

[ornamentals]

$19.99 seems pretty steep for something that might not even work.

I will not be dressing up, but I have put together a few "decorations".

[attached is a photo of a scarecrow standing out in the field wearing vash's iconic red coat.]

text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

THATS WHERE MY COAT WENT?!

KNI U CANT JUST

): WHAT IF CROWS COME

text; un: riftdancer

[thavnairian]

i'm doing something like this with hot pink skeletons this year because

reasons



i was GOING to dress up as santa for halloween but i'm told there's a whole movie about that?

TEXT | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

I’m afraid if you dressed as Santa you’d end up with a line of people waiting to fight you.

You certainly set an example, after all.

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

Friendly neighborhood delivery Caleb here to please ask that you guys don't ask for pizza or anything on Halloween, I hate running deliveries Halloween night. Too many weirdos (((＞＜)))

Also I remembered something from my past life. What about this?

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text: un: Mr.ColdFeet

[anyprice]

Looks friend-shaped. I think it'd be a GREAT costume!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

un: tm149; text

[goodolrika]

[All Rika posts is a photo of a length of green ribbon.]

I feel like I might be showing my age here, but iykyk :)

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

＼(º □ º l|l)/ ＼(º □ º l|l)/ ＼(º □ º l|l)/

text; un: AUO

[throwmoreswords]

Unsubscribe unsubscribe unsubscribe what twenty year old did you hire to pander to ten year olds why are your icebreakers like this unsubscribe unsubscribe unsubscribe

[prunedworlds]

you mean you're NOT gonna dress up for Halloween?

text | un: silhouetto

[threebetrayals]

I wouldn't trust illusion charms made by these people if you paid me. Or any cleaning company sponsoring them.

Anyway, if you're someone who hasn't rotted their tastebuds away with sugar, I've been making things with actual flavor. My housemate told me advertise that.

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If you want some, it'll cost you.

[goodolrika]

Oh, those crackers look fantastic

How much for some of 'em?

text; un: absolutenumber

[mediocrites]

Probably the same thing as last year.

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un: violetsmoke

[infezione]

Oh, that looks incredibly comfortable...

text; un: neoteric

[moderni]

Apologies if this is an obvious question, but...what exactly is Halloween?

TEXT: un: Mr. ColdFeet

[anyprice]

You're new to this world! It's TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE to be in the dark!
so, let your good buddy Sampo Koski tell you:

You dress up as spooky as you can and play pranks on people until they give you sweets. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

text; un: lagenaria

[pharmacologic]

I haven't decided yet, but something simple enough not to frighten children. We will be open to receive trick-or-treaters this year, after all.

Text: UN:bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

The fuck is the point of it if you're not gonna frighten some kids? That's what the little fuckers want this time of year.

voice | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

I will be Death on Halloween, just as I am and ever shall be, whatever shape I might wear.

[A pause.]

...Though it is quite likely I shall also be asleep.

[He sounds... so tired.]

voice, un: eve

[playtag]

[Unfazed by the death talk by now]

You're not going to stay up for trick-or-treaters?

text; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

this just came in the mail for me. just have to add pointed ears, some leather padding and a wig and i can show up to halloween parties as my cleric.

[thewarriorqueen]

Why stop at parties? You could just dress as your character at your games too, right?

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

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I know there's quite a lot of sexy pirate costumes out there, but I'm far past due for a change of pace. And these look easier to move in!

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

So you're going for a sexy ninja this time, huh? Glad to see it shows off some cleavage. You gotta show your best assets!

text; un: 520blazeit

[goldace]

sooooo quick q
how old is too old for trick or treating
and if im past the cutoff for treating
does that mean
its time for undistracted TRICKing???
😈😈😈

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

The cutoff age is Never in my opinion

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

OKAY normally I wouldn't make a deal with the capitalist devil, but here I am doing that anyway!

Zodiac, I'll let you sponsor one of my streams IF AND ONLY IF you not only pay me (I have a wedding fit for a dragon to fund, I'm not gonna be free advertisement), but you also let me submit some cursed icebreaker questions

Because oh my GOD I'm bored and you're just recycling old material at this point!!!! You asked the same one last year, come ON where's your creativity?!

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

How extravagant a wedding does Zhongli want that you're willing to take Zodiac sponsorship deals?