UN: Zodiac | Midmonth Post

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: August 19th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of September. The participants of the Pokéathlon have returned as winners and mostly humanoid, while Coral Island is getting used to their new slime residents. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Eunie, Jusis, Caesar, and Ei have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Can't believe they're making me come in on a Sunday to post this. Could've at least let me do it remotely.

Anyway congrats on escaping the Fae and also thank you for helping out with that slime problem. R&D department is getting really excited about studying those plort things, so I guess there's money to be made from them.

Oh yeah, and we looked into the Kanto area, and we don't have an idea of how to easily remove identify and remove ALL the enchanted berries in the region, especially since the fae magic keeps allowing them to regrow quickly. So unless you're looking to fulfill some furry dream, don't eat the berries in that realm.

That's it. Bye.



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Comments

Text: UN:hotgoss

[bebest]

Slimes AND furries all in one month? I knew people who went camping were into some kinky stuff but WOW.

ANYHOO, Spooky Season, AKA Gay Christmas is coming up next month! Last year the theatre's programmes were ruined because of The Badness and we have to make it better this year to make up for it! So our theatre troupe are gonna put on Rocky Horror and you better believe audience participation is mandatory as always. ASSUMING everything isn't terrible again, we're gonna throw a Halloween party because after all that Order nonsense we SO need one.

I'm EXPECTING you guys to look fabulous in your costumes.

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[whiteshroud]

Hey! We did NOT do anything kinky on the camping trip!

[bebest]

If you say so! Like, ZERO judgement if you did. It's been a long month. You gotta let off steam somehow.

[whiteshroud]

Have you ever BEEN camping with a group?

It's not what I'd call a sexy experience.

[bebest]

I mean only really when it was that weird animal island and tbh I made Vergil do most of the camping stuff.

So I guess you can say watching him chop wood counted.

[whiteshroud]

Yeah that's. Not usually how camping goes.

We had no sexy wood chopping.

[bebest]

I figured there's usually way less sketchy raccoons running scam businesses, yeah.

Oh. Boo. I'm so sad for you, what was even the POINT if there was no sexy wood chopping :(

[whiteshroud]

Nah, sketchy raccoons is a pretty normal part of camping.

Enjoyment of the outdoors? Bonding? Fresh air?

[bebest]

Do they try to sell you some cruddy cheap wood for like, a million flowers? Or whatever the exchange rate in that place was.

Yeaaaaah no. Hard pass on that. I can bond with people just fine in a city where I'mg not gonna get some insect bitting me.

[whiteshroud]

Mostly they just get into your garbage and try to steal your food.

Haha, fair enough.

[bebest]

Oh. So like Edward, then.

[whiteshroud]

....

Unfortunately, I can't deny that.

[bebest]

It's okay, neither can he :)

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

so

anyway

does anyone want a bear?

i think there's some sort of bear curse on this house since we've got another one. seems friendly enough but also they keep trying to chew on jinwoo.......

[ At least she's incredibly chill about it, even as she tries to stop it from eating her boyfriend. ]

un: blueorchestra | text

[fiddlestick]

You got ANOTHER bear?

At this point you have more bears than a gay bar, what the heck?

[crisantemo]

ANOTHER BEAR

may as well open a gay bar here at this rate. the shopkeeper told jinwoo he got the house for free but i think i'm seeing the catch now.......

[fiddlestick]

Oh yeah, nothing's truly free in this world.

But it seems like a nice house, I hope you're able to bear the price.

[crisantemo]

[ Oh my god Elliot- ]

a surprise guest or two isn't the worst thing and i can usually wrangle them

and it would be unbearable if we had to move again

[fiddlestick]

[OH GOOD. A FELLOW PUNNER]

Oh that's good! The last few months have been so crazy, it'd be grizzly to have to move again.

Text: UN:bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

[ Hey Lapis. Hey, you remember how you fucked around when Husk had to deal with Trinket?

Now it's time to find out. ]

✔️ READ

[crisantemo]

[ NO LOVE IN THIS HOUSE. NONE.

She's going to tell Cannon to schlurmp at Husk later. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

[Maybe like. 10 minutes later, he will check. But he still deserves this.]

Did the bear eat Jinwoo yet?

[crisantemo]

[ Still gonna get Cannon to slobber on them. ]

unfortunately

he has met a beary gruesome fate

[ Do you regret checking now Husk. Do you. ]

[wiseoldbartender]

[He regrets everything. ]

Who TAUGHT you that? Sure as shit wasn't me.

[crisantemo]

taught me what

what could you pawsibly mean?

[wiseoldbartender]

✔️ READ

un: goldenrose

[twofoldfury]

Do you need help taking care of this one?

[say no lapis or else he will wrestle it]

[crisantemo]

if thats okay! they aren't bothering me but they seem to want to use jinwoo as a chewtoy....

[ Hey Dia wanna wrestle a bear - ]

[twofoldfury]

Of course it is! Just tell me where I need to go.

[they have moved again after all but why does he seem so excited lapis you should be concerned]

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

WE DO NOT HAVE ANY SPACE LEFT IN THE FREEZER I SWEAR TO GOD

un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

I've an idea: hand it over to me, I finally ran out of bear jerky!

[twofoldfury]

That's an excellent idea!

[jackdawvision]

I am a fount of excellent ideas.

[fionnuisce]

PLEASE TAKE SOME NOT EVEN WE NEED THIS MUCH FOOD

[jackdawvision]

Sure, I'll take some. You can have all this instant ramen I haven't figured out how to get rid of yet.

[crisantemo]

[ Gonna send him their new address via normal text since old habits die hard. Also wow he does seem excited but Dia needs enrichment. ]

i'll see if i can herd him out the bedroom in the meantime

-> action, oh god.

[twofoldfury]

Perfect, I'll be there shortly!

[DIA NEEDS ENRICHMENT.

As promised it's not too long before he arrives at all and is looking for Lapis and the bear and wait why is he cracking his knuckles

maybe at least one of he members of agapov house read the other stupid conversations here and has an idea of exactly why but TILL THEN--]

Lapis, are you alright?

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

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YEAH DUDE

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