UN: Zodiac | Happy September!

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: September 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The wind outside begins to pick up, as the month shifts into September. The temperature will drop to more forgiving levels as the spirit vein shifts into hues of green. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]



Anastasia, James, and Hermes have joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Persphone, Joshua and August have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

We're nearing the end of summer, but that doesn't mean you can't have one last vacation out of town! The lovely people of Stardew Valley have informed us that there is now a ferry running to the gorgeous Coral Island. Even at this time of year, it's sure to be pleasantly warm and beautiful and calm!

As we start to head into the colder months of the year, we here at Zodiac would like to remind everyone that there is nothing better for fighting colds or the flu than good, healthy foods. Zodiac is now selling a company cookbook, if you need tips, tricks, or just inspiration for your next meal!

And speaking of meals, September is National Better Breakfast Month! What better time to get to cooking?

And with that, here's our popular icebreaker!




This post is sponsored by Escovordi Sea Food and Bar. It's a pirate's life for us!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]

Comments

text | un: ana

[nefilim]

wow cooking book yay yippe

i wasn't intending to hang around so can i just take this shit off my phone

UN: Shroud | Text

[whiteshroud]

[Jun's staring at that user pic. It really wasn't a face he was expecting to see again. And considering what happened with the Black Order recently, he's feeling more than a little on edge ]

Anastasia Fabre?

text | UN: Bruhmoment

[guardianreaper]

Hey, Ana! That you?

Never thought I'd see you all the way out here.

text: un: kore

[aslowburn]

From my understanding, they cannot be removed. I'm afraid you might have to live with it, as an annoyance.

The cooking book is likely terrible. Fair warning. Zodiac are not known for their quality.

text; un: rosafloribunda

[roseandsilver]

Unfortunately not, but at least now you have plenty of others in the same situation as yourself. Benvenuto to Libra, even if it isn't exactly what you were expecting to do.

UN: CamCotton

[creamcottonshepherd]

I've made some wonderful alterations to some of the cookbook's recipes. Some of them were very good, but they needed just a little more character.

If anyone would like to see them, I've had some help to make the file available to everyone!

[CLICK HER LINK FOR A FREE PDF OF technically not the cookbook recipes, Cotton dodges catastrophe once again-]

text; un: doordasher

[doublethumbsup]

uhhhhh hey
hermes here

lol idk what to say
i got lost for like THE FIRST TIME EVER a minute ago
thats new
and weird

[It was not a minute ago, Hermes. It was a weird labyrinth. You can admit that.]

ssssoooooooo AMA?
is that what we r doing???

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

What’s an AMA?

text: un: kore

[aslowburn]

...Hermes?

[Well, obviously they came to take her home. Obviously. ]

It took you long enough. Though I expect the magic of this world did have something to do with you getting lost. I will need some time to get my affairs in order if we are to leave. So you can play your inane little internet game as I do so.

[ She's not even marginally sad about potentially leaving the people she's come to care about here and got a wave of sadness about it. No sir. Not her. Not even a little bit.]

text; un: kesitakame

[hoshikiri]

[chat, you ever just see a name alone and feel your stomach drop for reasons that could be solved by looking at the userpics but you failed your roll in using your eyes? that might be takame right now. but he DID succeed in finding out what an AMA is on his own.]

If I may ask, does "Etheirys" mean aught to you?

[Please say no, Takame is not currently equipped to deal with the Hermes He Knows arriving here.]

text; un: noxxed

[sassery]

okokokok
so AMA huh?
whats the weirdest thing youve seen recently?

[Nox please don't bully the poor god...]

text; un: eve

[playtag]

Hermes? Like in the Greek myths?

[Is he another like their landlady???]

Not really. It's more like a monthly newsletter.

We don't have to respond to the question.

text; un: thedancer

[dancedwithplenty]

Omg, you've never gotten lost b4 today? You got some incredible luck there

Well
I don't think anyone else was planning one
but if you wanna AMA
I'm not gonna stop you

audio; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

I find it rather funny their slogan is “it’s a pirate’s life for us”, but if they saw the taverns on Nassau when there really were pirates there, they’d faint away on the spot.

audio; un: thedancer

[dancedwithplenty]

Oh sure, I bet they could use a bit more debauchery!

But to be fair~ a slogan alone doesn't make it a themed restaurant.

UN: Shroud | Text (partially private)

[whiteshroud]

[ABOUT AN HOUR AFTER OPENLY CHALLENGING A RANDOM NEWBIE...Jun will bother to send a follow up message]

Update: All is well.
We're breaking bread now.

[That. Did not clear up anything but cool.

He'll then send a PRIVATE message to the POKEGO camping trip (and Ace)]

[PRIVATE TO POKEGO CAMPING TRIP (and Ace)]
Sorry for disappearing, I had to meet up with someone.

We're at a taco truck right now. Do you guys want me to bring you back anything?

private text; un: ragna

[centralfiction]

[Well a certain someone else is also on edge and rolled a disadvantaged 18 to recognize Ana's name, so.]

That doesn't say shit. Did she come here to fuck everything up and bring another cult back into this city or not?

private text; un: 520blazeit

[goldace]

whoaaaaaaa dude 4 real????
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh as many as you can carry if its ur treat and like 1 if im payin back
with like
a bowl
of hot sauce
as hot as they can legally make it

u guys r the best

private | un: shinope

[killerapp]

[Ping! You have money from Yuuki.]

please holy shit i am so done with camping

text: un: trienemybest private

[droptheious]

So that's what that was all about. I'm glad it's not as bad as it could've been. I think the whole city is at the limit right now.

OK, Yuuki showed us the menu, I'll take that tortas chicken thing. Jalapenos on the side. Thanks, Bud.

private | text: UN: bruhmoment

[guardianreaper]

Glad to hear it.

She's a little rough around the edges, but kid's got a good heart. [Randy you're the same age.]

un: midnightfishing; private

[illucesco]

can you get their cheese-flavored french fries? thanks.

text | un: eve, private

[playtag]

[Well. That is good... news?]

Then you are alright?

[Please be alright.]

text; un: captamerica

[mstitel]

Ughhhh I'd JUST started getting used to being able to sleep in again. Is this enough to shut this thing up? Or do I have to...

Pancakes. I guess. Since it's apparently... breakfast month??

What does that even MEAN?

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Once you look at it, it usually stops alarming, yeah.

Anyway, it's best not to look too deeply into the icebreaker. They make zero sense. I think they're supposed to get people talking but they come across as desperate honestly.

video: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

[ Husk wasn't planning on interacting with Zodiac post at all today. He's switched off the alarm and rolled back to sleep. Except he rolled into a big thick body of fur and that definitely wasn't in his bed when he went to sleep. He opens his eyes and... ]

Aww fuck no. Not again.

[ The feed turns on. It's showing a bear. A big honking bear just laying in his bed, looking at him with dopey, loving eyes. Husk is getting too old for this shit. ]

Whatever fuckin' joker keeps putting bears in my bed can you fuckin' stop? This is the SECOND one. I want to fuckin' sleep.

[But this one isn't attacking him like the last one did. ]

This one's weird. I think something's wrong with it. But I don't want it, so who wants a free fuckin' bear I guess?

video | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

[ Daughter is already awake and downstairs, though considering the lack of yelling and... bear attacking she's in no rush to help. Husk is fine. ]

Awwww, but look at them. They like you, dad!