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Portgas D. Ace ([personal profile] goldace) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-08-22 10:02 pm
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video | un: 520blazeit | [and a bonus closed action]

WHO: Ace, Sabo, and you!
WHERE: Gemini && Closed Action
WHEN: August 22
WHAT: Did you guys want snails with human teeth who stare at you? Because you’re getting snails with teeth that stare at you. Also, Sabo and Ace attempt to clean a boat, but don’t worry about that, that’s their problem to deal with.
WARNINGS: Tomfoolery, swearing, violence against seagulls, seagull violence against people, and Den Den Mushi.

video | un: 520blazeit;
    [The video clicks on to show a pasty blond standing in front of a store window looking a little disheveled, singed, and is that bird shit on his shoulder?? Either way, the video is zoomed the heck in on that awkward face.]

    Okay. You wanna tell the class what we’ve found? [Comes Ace’s voice from behind the camera.] You wanna own up to what you’ve done?

    [The accusation is met with confusion as Sabo looks at the phone, although not quite at the camera, and then back up at, presumably, Ace ] What are you on about? And why are you pointing that at me?

    [There is the heaviest sigh, in response to that.] The– You know what I’m talking about. The thing. [There is a gentle wiggle of the camera towards the window they’re stopped in front of.]

    What thing? [Sabo looks exasperated, but whether or not it’s just Ace, or the combination with the absolute state he’s in is up for debate. But he does seem to understand he’s being directed to something, so he turns his head and looks in the window, blinking as he looks at what’s on the other side of it.]

    … I thought you said there weren’t any transponder snails here?

    Apparently yours got out and got busy. [The camera moves forward as Ace does, swinging from Sabo down to the window where there is… a snail the size of a small dog, munching on some lettuce with a very human-like mouth and teeth, staring unblinking into the camera.] You’ve unleashed hell on us, dude.

    [And after a moment more of unblinking eye contact, Ace shudders and turns off the video.]


closed action;
    [After this mess of an invitation to take on a side job, Ace is ready and waiting at the edge of the water, a bag slung over his shoulder with “supplies”, cowboy hat on his head, and the waterproof masterwork that is his brand new cowboy boots.

    Here’s hoping Sabo is impressed with his amazing get for their trip out to the big ship on the water. He had to give a guy twenty whole dollars to borrow this for the day.]

sassery: (i've had some dark days)

text; un: devilbreaker

[personal profile] sassery 2024-08-23 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
...
i so am not fucking drunk enough for this
Edited 2024-08-23 03:34 (UTC)
creamcottonshepherd: ([Mute gasp] oh no....wha happun...)

UN: CamCotton

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-08-23 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Good graicous, it's quite large isn't it?

Would something like that need a paludarium, or a terrarium I wonder...


[COTTON NO]
creamcottonshepherd: (good gracious!)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-08-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Right along the walls? That's hardly good news for any plants you have in that place!
sassery: (go and put the lights out)

[personal profile] sassery 2024-08-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
sneeth
thanks i hate it
how much more do i gotta watch this weirdass tv before i get back to my regular programming
creamcottonshepherd: (:D)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-08-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[bless you ace,]

A lot of it yes! They're very useful for tank cleaning.

Well, the smaller ones at least. Someone this size I would probably house alone...or perhaps even with tiny cleaners of another kind, ohohoh!
end_singer: (Hola Milk. Soy Padre.)

video | un: lastlullaby

[personal profile] end_singer 2024-08-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. What an intriguing little fellow you have there. Almost like a distant relative of some of the creatures of my own world, if perhaps a bit on the small side. And am I to take it that there are more than just the one now?

[There is absolutely no facial expression from the skeleton on the screen on account of being, well, a skeleton, but his tone of voice very much indicates a subdued sort of delight.]
anyprice: (to the ones who joined)

text: un: MrColdFeet

[personal profile] anyprice 2024-08-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, these are horrifying, I'm delighted and terrified.

Why do they LOOK like that.
Snails don't have teeth.
I live with a HUGE snail and it doesnt have teeth why do they have teeth

Edited 2024-08-23 04:02 (UTC)
sassery: (we'll be fine)

1/2

[personal profile] sassery 2024-08-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2024-08-23 04:05 (UTC)
creamcottonshepherd: (-u-)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-08-23 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, typically snails don't have teeth like this...

Of course, you do need to ensure the snails for a tank are suited for the debris being cleared away. Plant matter, leftover waste...

They're a very key part of any ecosystem! Provided they were part of it, ohohoh!

(So certainly not one's garden!)
sassery: (we'll say it once)

[personal profile] sassery 2024-08-23 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
right so
anyway i started blasting
holy shit these guys are cursed
how tf did they just show up here
is this more spirit realm bs
creamcottonshepherd: ([Mute gasp] oh no....wha happun...)

[personal profile] creamcottonshepherd 2024-08-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gracious no!

I recommend asking your friend what their typical diet is. There are many, many wonderful snails in the world who can digest the strangest things! But I suspect if this one eats leaves it won't take well to things like plastics.

I would even say most snails don't- plastic isn't particularly edible for much of the world after all.
Edited (Whoops me spellin) 2024-08-23 04:27 (UTC)
sassery: (i got my boys here)

[personal profile] sassery 2024-08-23 04:19 am (UTC)(link)

okokokok so youre the one im going to if i find any more fucked up cursed shit in kaisou
got it
its yours and sabos fault
sounds good to me
memoriaignis: (where you can't show me)

action

[personal profile] memoriaignis 2024-08-23 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He's smacking you on the arm. Enjoy that from Mr. Enhanced Strength.]
memoriaignis: (when i see it)

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[personal profile] memoriaignis 2024-08-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
They need teeth if they're going to properly articulate what people have them say.

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