kaisoumods: (libra)
Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-04-30 10:02 pm

UN: ZODIAC | IT'S GONNA BE MAY

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[April shifts into May, bringing the first promising signs of summer. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of purple and black to represent the shadow element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]



Mikleo Moxxie Neuvillette
Mikleo, Moxxie and Neuvillette have left the app.


[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy May, everyone! We have had wonderful feedback from Tom Nook- his island regeneration project has come on leaps and bounds to all of your hard work. We heard disturbing rumours about a fantastical lagomorph bothering some app users, but extensive research has shown this was a harmless hiccup experienced by an extremely small number of the population- no need to worry, anyone :)

Our marketing team have been working hard while you have enjoyed your wonderful vacation and we are now excited to bring you our brand new TIER SYSTEM!! Yes! Now you can enjoy even more Zodiac content right here on the Libra app - and you get full control of the content you consume! Our fantastic new tiers are as follows:

- Budget - Free. Your current Libra experience: no perks, non-targeted regular ads. A less personalized experience.
- Standard - $10.99 a month. Targeted ads for personalised shopping experiences. You can upload up to 10 images a month on our brand-new Starscapes images platform.
- Premier - $30.55 a month. Targeted ads. Upload up to 20 images a month on Starscapes. You can use an animated userpic- FUN and exciting!!!
- Exclusive - $50.78 a month. Targeted ads. Unlimited image upload on Starscapes. You can now have a personalised banner on your user page! Let your creativity run wild!
- Superstar - $90.99 a month. Ad free!

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Heckin' Sunbeds! Give yourself a tan hotter than hell!


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]
whiteshroud: (jun05)

UN: hikari-vi | Text

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-30 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
$90 a month for no ads? That's like $900 a year isn't it? That's insane.

[Look.

Math is not his strong suit]
asipofbride: <user name=ponponpon> (pic#16369520)

text ; un: ndwolfwood

[personal profile] asipofbride 2024-04-30 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
what the fuck is this

i think they killed the usual dork and replaced him with something unnatural someone start an inquiry

fionnuisce: (don't feel right seeing the light)

un: silverrose

[personal profile] fionnuisce 2024-04-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Amazing. A brand new top spot on the list of The Stupidest Shit I've Ever Seen In My Life.
unreachableside: (☾ and all for once)

text; un: blade

[personal profile] unreachableside 2024-04-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not paying for this scam of an app and neither is anyone else.

@ azalea Are you working on an ad remover or should I?
Edited 2024-04-30 21:10 (UTC)
asipofbride: <user name=ponponpon> (pic#16369596)

text; un: ndwolfwood

[personal profile] asipofbride 2024-04-30 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
hey parsley are you sure about that math
hoshikiri: (yaten.)

un: kesitakame

[personal profile] hoshikiri 2024-04-30 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
$1,080.
crisantemo: (train your soul)

text | un: laluna

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-30 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
so the rabbit was actually real im sure they'll be thrilled to hear that. not too sure about harmless though i think the mental trauma is extensive

also glad to see that this app is capable of becoming so much worse
droptheious: (Here on Earth they'll wonder)

text: un: trienemybest

[personal profile] droptheious 2024-04-30 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You work for scientists.
anyprice: (Ain't gonna make it out alive)

text: un: MrColdFeet

[personal profile] anyprice 2024-04-30 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wooowwweeee, and I thought I had some bad sales ideas.

This is next-level.

ummm
maybe make ad-free be a part of most packages...?
whiteshroud: (jun05)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-30 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I didn't include tax but yeah?
ampersand_me: (idea forming...)

video

[personal profile] ampersand_me 2024-04-30 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"What are 'targeted ads'? Is this some manner of weapon being sold?"

Knuckles no.
whiteshroud: (jun52)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-30 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Sales taxes are that high???
sassery: (i've had some dark days)

text; un: noxxed

[personal profile] sassery 2024-04-30 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
tiers????
tf is this
if i wanted bullshit pricing i wouldve gone to playstation tbh
get outta here
throwmoreswords: (the body that lies is built up on lookin)

text; un: AUO

[personal profile] throwmoreswords 2024-04-30 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It is more likely that hell will run ice-cold than will you lot get people to pay for your magical malware abomination of an application.

The bar is underground and yet you're skidding on your face to a stop only halfway down the track.

Also what the hell is a 'late night activity'? Sex? What sort of data are you trying to collect here?

doubledollar: <user name=SEKUHARA> (290)

text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[personal profile] doubledollar 2024-04-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
ohohoh they talk abt this stuff on the internet n ive seen it
where theyve like replaced drivethru workers at mcdonalds with ai people
its honestly terrible they cant understand u half the time lol

whiteshroud: (jun100)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Brain calculating...calculating...]

Did I do the math wrong?
hoshikiri: (meditate.)

[personal profile] hoshikiri 2024-04-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Without including tax.
wiseoldbartender: (From the dust in our eyes)

Text: un: bar_cat75

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2024-04-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I fucking told you shitdicks the rabbit was real.
scourgingstars: (if i look hard enough)

un: luciferskylight

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2024-04-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I did rather assume Husk would come up with something better than an invisible rabbit were he trying to play an elaborate joke on me.
asipofbride: <user name=ponponpon> (pic#16369651)

[personal profile] asipofbride 2024-04-30 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
basil leaf, buddy
pal
how many months are there in the modern year

whiteshroud: (hold on)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-30 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[A PAUSE]

Ah.

I forgot some months.


[BY GEORGE HE GOT IT]
scourgingstars: (don't turn up when you need)

un: luciferskylight

[personal profile] scourgingstars 2024-04-30 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell that to my imaginary friend Zhongli sometime. Honestly, it's like no one takes us seriously sometimes.
asipofbride: <user name=ponponpon> (pic#16369595)

[personal profile] asipofbride 2024-04-30 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
you think they replaced the guy that wants us all to die with a computer program?
wait what are they doing to the kids at mcdonalds
the fuck is ai

whiteshroud: (jun118)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-30 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? There's 12 of course-

OHHHHHHH (⊙ˍ⊙)
doubledollar: <user name=SEKUHARA> (276)

[personal profile] doubledollar 2024-04-30 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
ai u kno
artificial intelligence
like siri on our phone
the lady i ask recipes for
apparently theyre in drive-thrus now

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