text | un: shinope

[killerapp]

WHO: Yuuki
WHERE: The App
WHEN: Early April
WHAT: Legendary Pokemon and You
WARNINGS: Possibly swearing.

[legendarypokemonguide.rar

legendarypokemonid.jpg]

everyone download those right now. there are way too many Legendary Pokemon in Kaisou right now and i do not want to deal with Oak asking why no one did anything to help people take care of their Legendary Pokemon when one of them goes on a bender and destroys a city block.

or covers the city in crystal

or makes us all forget our names

or SOMETHING

Comments

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

Look at you! You're a hero of the people. Doing so much good work.

[killerapp]

i just dont want anyone blaming me if their Pokemon goes off the rails ok

[droptheious]

Uh huh. Sure.

It's okay to say you're doing something to be friendly and helpful, y'know? You won't die.

[killerapp]

except its mostly so the island doesnt burn down.

[There's a thirty second delay between that message and this follow up:]

doesnt burn down even more

[droptheious]

If you say so.

Oh yeah. I saw that. I think that one camp is just cursed. We should probably avoid it.

...Honestly, it's kinda nice to have nothing to do with a fire for a change.