Nope. That's not how it works at all. No party, no aging. I'm still 21 and it's been fifteen years. I need a party for every year I missed.

[ He tips his head away with a smug and cheeky look as the grin slowly settles on his face. ]

Aw, boo. Are you one of those 'introverts'? If you need a wingman to help you learn how to talk to people, I'm your guy. Just because I'm feeling sweet, I won't even charge you for the time.~