If it was one of our campaigns there'd be a giant boss frog at the end of the quest with poison breath. And then I'd have to keep up a Bless so we have a hope of passing our constitution saves. [Said with the tone of someone who's found himself in this unenviable position more than once.] So I really hope not.
[A pause.]
...don't even think about it.
[Fish...weapons.......]
Like a swordfish? Closest I have's a blue marlin, but I was planning to bring it to the grocery marlin.
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[A pause.]
...don't even think about it.
[Fish...weapons.......]
Like a swordfish? Closest I have's a blue marlin, but I was planning to bring it to the grocery marlin.