UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

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WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]


Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.

[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




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Comments

[kowase]

[ god he IS such a nerd, but he'll return, in Italian: ]

And yet, I can do more push-ups than you.

[drewthetower]

what

look I was the guy who dodged PE every chance I got

I don't do stretches or anything like that!

[fionnuisce]

Oh, I believe it. I also believe he'll feel worse before he feels better. But it's important for any mage to have at least some physical ability, whether they want it or not.

[drewthetower]

[Okay back to English, Italian is the romance language he did not learn.]

push ups are the work of satan

and so are sit ups

[drewthetower]

bleh

[whiteshroud]

Mm, I know what you mean. It's a feeling that's better left not experiencing.

Better be prepared to hear a lot of bitching before that thank you come.

Still, if you ever need someone to test his progress against, I'll be happy to help. I promise not to use my more lethal abilities.

[illucesco]

You do that and I’ll lie down on you so you don’t move.

[Seal HEAVY.]

[kowase]

You ought to get used to them. I want you to do at least 30 of each every day.

Outside of FC.

[kowase]

Even before I re-inherited my skills as a swordsman after waking up to this past-life nonsense, even I knew the importance of cardio.

Accidents happen often enough here. It pays to be prepared.

[kowase]

If he is a proper demon, he should heal even from most lethal abilities.

Not to say I am asking you to test them. I am uncertain of the range of his own regenerative ability, but if it is anything like mine, Dante's or Nero's. Well.

I will take you up on that offer.

[whiteshroud]

[...]

You dodged PE class and don't do stretches... but still thought it was a good idea to encourage me to use the Armatus against you in a battle.

I'm not sure if I should be offended at how weak you thought I am, or concerned by how much common sense you lack.

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

You know, it occurs to me, the lad might run into a situation where he might run up against more than one person.

Want some help?

[drewthetower]

uh how?

literally how they don't teach us how to do them in American PE they just tell us to do them and suffer

[drewthetower]

trust me the day I think you weak is the day I ask you to kill me because I am possessed

wait a sec

I'M NOT THAT CLUELESS

[drewthetower]

fuck you

[fionnuisce]

Preparation is always key in unpredictable situations. I might have one good leg and the strength of wet cardboard, but even I can stumble my way through physical defense when necessary.

[thewarriorqueen]

"I meant besides that, but yes. Did you get cursed by those fae too?"

She only had ears and a tail and thought that was plenty annoying.

[whiteshroud]

[Okay fine he knows he's caught, but he's still going to commit to the bit.

And link this video]

[drewthetower]

I will get Julian to steal your shoes

[jackdawvision]

Hey, I’ll have you know, I got the Jackdaw cleaned up and we’re open to the public, and not once has anyone come away sick.

Is that how they work these days? The last shady group I found myself a part of just talked a lot about their grand vision for a new, more ordered world. I got bored and picked their pockets.

[jackdawvision]

How else will you learn, mate?

BTW: you also need to learn not to rely on flying so much. That I can teach you.

[kowase]

Having him train against the same target over and over again will get him too used to one fighting style and he'll get complacent.

Having someone with a completely different fighting style to my own would be a boon.
You ought come along.

[jackdawvision]

Of course I’ll come along, I haven’t been in a good brawl in too long! Anyway, it’ll be good for him to learn how to counter different fighting styles. Probably even in the same fight.

Don’t worry, August, I’ll leave the guns at home. [But he’ll be bringing the swords and the hidden blades.]

[drewthetower]

let's not and say we did

if I'm doing this

I need baby steps

[jackdawvision]

If we do end up with the fire-breathing chickens or their equivalent, I’m going to Zodiac HQ and demanding they pay me what I’m owed for risking my arse fixing their mess.