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Kaisou Mod Account ([personal profile] kaisoumods) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-03-31 03:03 pm

UN Zodiac | April Showers Bring...

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: April 1st
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[The winds of March die down as we step into April, leaving a pleasant spring evening. The spirit vein's colors change to shades of orange and and yellow to represent the earth element. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their messsage and comment to it.]

Wei Wuxian
Wei Wuxian has joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Kohga Graha Choso Ruby
Kohga, G'raha, Choso, and Ruby have left the app.


[The post then continues on.]

Hello and thank you for using the Libra app.

Happy April everyone! We at Zodiac would like to thank everyone for assisting us with the Fae. According to our reports, the Fae Court have finally moved on and will hopefully be gone for the forseeable future. Unfortunately, we still haven't found a good countermeasure for Fae curses, so if you were unfortunate to be cursed by them during their visit, we offer our condolence but also want to tell you that it'll be okay! Lots of people have been cursed by the Fae and have gone on to lead lives.

However, we understand at Zodiac that this year has been quite a lot for many folks. So we're happy to say we're currently in talks with a business partner about a vacation trip for everyone! We can't release the details yet as some things be finalized, but look forward for a chance for your own spring break and chance to get away from it all! 😎

That's all for now! We'll leave you off with our icebreaker question.




This post is sponsored by Songerein Bedding! You'll enjoy amazing dreams with our comforter set.


[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and userpics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone.

Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac.

OOC Note: If you haven't responded to AC, you still have until 11:59am EST today to do so! Once you do, you'll be removed from this post. ]
centralfiction: (31)

un: ragna

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
RTELLKLK THRRDM TRTPO ASTY OPOIUT

[That mash of unreadable text is followed by the sound of a phone hitting the ground and the video turning on to a barely visible white dog. with familiar red and green eyes and tufts of fur that look eerily like a certain grumpus' hair.

He does not look happy.]


FARK.
Edited 2024-04-01 18:56 (UTC)
switchaxe: (Cocky)

voice | un: kissmyash

[personal profile] switchaxe 2024-04-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope just wild, wheezing laughter.]
centralfiction: (26)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
venti_late: (Scream out years your silence cost)

UN: makeitaventi

[personal profile] venti_late 2024-04-01 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Venti gasps in absolute delight.]

You're so adorable, Snowball!!! Aww, my heart is melting.
naviagate: (I'd run away with you)

UN: rosula

[personal profile] naviagate 2024-04-01 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Navia has sparkles in her eyes. ... Well, moreso than usual.]

Aww, Ragna, you're so cute! What a sweet face you have, my goodness!
switchaxe: (Default)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2024-04-01 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say shit, man!

[As he cackles wildly.]
centralfiction: (29)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't NEED to say anything when you're fucking LAUGHING SO LOUD, YOU SHITHEAD.
centralfiction: (18)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no this is exactly who he DIDN'T want to see this.]

Do NOT start calling me "Snowball"!
switchaxe: (Cheeky Smile)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2024-04-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a fuckin', what, a Pomeranian? Spitz? This is great.
Edited 2024-04-01 19:22 (UTC)
centralfiction: (31)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not cute, goddammit!!

[Ragna.]

Wait, that's not even the point!
centralfiction: (31)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Spitz! Not Pomeranian. And this fucking SUCKS. The stupid ass ears and tail were bad enough and now I'm stuck with this! The fae can stay out cause if they show up again I'm gonna kick someone's ass!

[That's playing the fuck around and find out game, Ragnothy.]
crisantemo: (train your soul)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-01 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
yea the chickens will probably try to wrangle us, honestly

but at this point i'll take that. at least i can fight the chickens
switchaxe: (Default)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2024-04-01 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I could pick you up in my mouth as a dog.
centralfiction: (18)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're kidding. You're fucking with me right now.
wiseoldbartender: (Honey I'm just a natural gambler)

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2024-04-01 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a great way to catch some old-timey infection. Thirty dollars works.

[Does Husk even HAVE thirty dollars? Probably not! Will it stop him from betting? NOPE!]

I bet we'll end up in some spooky fuckin' cult camp. Happy-clappy-togetherness bullshit where we're expected to better ourselves but end up indoctrinated.
switchaxe: (Cocky)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2024-04-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Irish setter, or somethin'.
centralfiction: (31)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come ON! Why the hell do you get a cool dog and I get stuck looking like a fucking dust bunny?!

[Little does he know just how much the universe hates his guts.]
switchaxe: (Cheeky Smile)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2024-04-01 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Because the universe said fuck you?
wiseoldbartender: (But I guess I never had the knack)

[personal profile] wiseoldbartender 2024-04-01 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not holding my breath on that one.

[He doesn't know how cursed he is gonna be.]

Guess that's fair. They ever fuckin' answer you?
centralfiction: (5)

[personal profile] centralfiction 2024-04-01 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it has for the past 25 fucking years but this takes the cake.

[They really couldn't have given him a COOL dog at least??? Not even that???]
thewarriorqueen: (Default)

[personal profile] thewarriorqueen 2024-04-01 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you all right?"

That post of his sure didn't sound entirely all right.
switchaxe: (Default)

[personal profile] switchaxe 2024-04-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, could be worse.
crisantemo: (long long way home)

[personal profile] crisantemo 2024-04-01 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
lemme rephrase

it hopefully won't be as bad as getting hit by a meteor again


[ That shit hurt. And besides, it's only camp 10 that will suffer. ]

lilies are really pretty too! have you grown your own before?
whiteshroud: (jun112)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-02 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, right.

Sorry again about that. I really didn't expect him to break that out.


[it does not matter if he had zero control over the situation, catholic guilt will still guilt.]

I have! By my apartment, there's a bed of glaze lilies that my old neighbor grew. She had to move back to China, but I've been looking after them for the past couple years now.
Edited 2024-04-02 00:17 (UTC)
whiteshroud: (jun74)

[personal profile] whiteshroud 2024-04-02 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, mountains would be nice! Climbing one would make for good training.

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