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WHO: Sampo, Caelus, Noctis, and Gilgamesh
WHERE: Inside Gil's teapot, mostly.
WHEN: Just after the mid-month zodiac post
WHAT: Sampo having Noct and Caelus come stay over while things in the city aren't so hot. Chaos probably gonna ensue.
WARNINGS: Just general nonsense of four chaos goblins in one house.



[ 'Meet me outside of Poundland' isn't exactly the best sentence to say to ANYONE, and yet it's a sentence Samuel had to use today. Thinking back on it, he really wonders why the owners of this establishment decided on fucking THAT for the name of their store, but.

It did fine for a meeting place--especially given the 'place' he was staying was hidden in plain sight in the shop nextdoor. The shop that, in Undertown, many had wonderings if it was the front of some money laundering group. Which was hilarious.

Sampo can be found waiting--looking enough like "himself" to be recognizable, but with a mix of grey and blue hair instead of his usual ruffled brown.

He'll wiggle his fingers when Caelus and Noct finally approach, before throwing his arms out wide with a bright smile. ]

My friends! You. Uh.

You weren't followed, were you.

Comments

[actnormal]

[HE BARELY TOUCHED ANYTHING.]

Well, yeah, but he brought me and Noct here to you so...that's something, right?

[throwmoreswords]

Yes. A desire to protect the pair of you, as you are his friends and people he cares for a great deal. People ask me for things all the time--that's not unusual. It doesn't make us close.

[ you were looking at his treasures with your beady little raccoon eyes
disdaining his terrible couches with your tiny bandit paws ]

[actnormal]

[...okay honestly Caleb is too tired for this conversation at this point. He just sighs.]

I think you're wrong, but okay. The couches suck, though.

[throwmoreswords]

You can think what you'd like, I'm hardly of a mind to stop you. [ he seems wry, however. ] Do forgive me for not having couches to your liking, given that you were sprung on me approximately two hours ago. My bad~

[actnormal]

[Okay but seriously--]

Why get couches that aren't comfortable?!

1/2

[throwmoreswords]

[ sir ]

2/2

[throwmoreswords]

People don't come to my house and sit down?! Why would I care about the comfort of something that's a design feature?!

[ he has been startled into matching energy ]

[actnormal]

It's a couch! You sit on them! That's what they're for!

[throwmoreswords]

I sit in my office or on my bed! I don't need to sit on the couch unless I've hit the one hour in a week where I can use one of my game systems!

[actnormal]

One hour a week? What?

[throwmoreswords]

I'm either in my office or bedroom working or I'm not home. I don't have a lot of free time that I spend just sitting around by myself on couches--which is why I do not care if other people, who are not in my house to begin with, like to sit on them.

[actnormal]

Then why have them at all, if you're not using them?

[throwmoreswords]

What would I put in their place? Something needs to fill the space.

[actnormal]

Something useful? Or get a smaller house?

[throwmoreswords]

It's a magic house in a teapot. I didn't exactly build it to spec.

What do you consider to be useful, I wonder.

[actnormal]

Things I'm actually going to use, or like. Plants. Plants are always good.