There’s a guy named Cold Dragon Young? [Wait wait hold on.] Pirate ship? I think I’ve seen the owner around. Asshole cuts in front of me at Central Perk all the time. Did you piss him off?

[Depending on when this is happening, somewhere in Kaisou while he’s dumping a phone and wallet, Edward Kenway sneezes.]

D’you think Jing Yuan will let Gil keep Mimi forever? [She is so soft and so cuddly.]