Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: March 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of March. The Fae Olympics are still going on, for any who wish to participate. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Jing Yuan has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Eizen and Rosalina have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Jesus Christ you guys. I was supposed to just do a simple ad read for some moogles who have gotten into DIY, but no instead you all just decided "nah lets murder each other".

Guardian Teresa Hathorne has been found dead. Since you all had such a rosy relationship, the Black Order suspects you guys did it. Zodiac's not interested in whacking wasps nests like you guys are, so we're staying the hell out of this.

Now if you excuse me, I get to stay late doing paperwork over this.




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[Teresa's death log can be found here, for anyone who wishes to read it. Please bear in mind, self-criminating things said on the network about Teresa's murder (such as claiming you did it) may result in IC consequences depending on the context, ESPECIALLY for Black Order members! Consider this your warning.

Anyway, Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

text | un: blackbirdtarot

[drewthetower]

what the fuck

text; un: theprofessional

[sg09r]

[First things first: a pertinent link.]

We’re going to investigate.

So for the love of god keep anything incriminating off the network.

un: kesitakame; private

[hoshikiri]

[Since he's had the time to calm his anger and proverbially pop bottles in his head at the bitch being dead, the GUILT is setting in so Leon will get a private message a little while later.]

I apologize, Leon. For saying what I did in the open.

[Not for saying it in general and wanting her dead just doing it publicly cause y'know.]

text | un: kni

[ornamentals]

How did she die?

UN: hikari-vi | text

[whiteshroud]

[RESIDENT GUY WHO WATCHES TOO MUCH TRUE CRIME HAS BEEN SUMMONED]

They're probably keeping that quiet to avoid false confessions. Happens all the time in criminal cases.

text; un: theprofessional

[sg09r]

We're not at liberty to say, as it's an active, ongoing investigation.

voice | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

[Rose had opted into staying at Venti’s cabin for a few days until things blew over.]

[But still, she didn’t expect this.]

Wait, she died?

text | un: Arachne

[adtendo]

A pity, someone else got to her first.

Better for her, I suppose.

text | private | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

Kafka, please don't make yourself a target.

ACTION

[kaisoumods]

[Wherever she is, Kafka will feel a burning sensation along with some cramping. The Black Order's sigil will appear on her hand, though it looks more temporary - a warning.

Kafka's Persona is now sealed for one week! Don't talk about murdering your comrades Kafka! ]

video: un: bar_cat75

[wiseoldbartender]

What the actual fuck?
She finally ran outta luck
But Leon's absolutely fuckin' right
Don't speak a word outta spite

[Husk groans, putting his face into his hands real slowly. Then, to text:]

Ignore that. Just shut the fuck up and don't say anything stupid.

[lowestclass]

[ god he wants to just go to bed and pretend the last few days didnt happen. text is happening, fuck talking rn ]

Things are going to get worse with this, I feel.

It's best everyone keeps their head down.

not quite here

[twofoldfury]

[There it is. Now it's just a matter of when the storm begins.

Be wary, Edward.]

text; un: blade

[unreachableside]

They took my magic and sent me a death threat.

Seems they're watching.

[adtendo]

[Once again:]

I’m coming over.

text

[prunedworlds]

Wait as in someone actually murdered her? She didn't just pick another fight??

text; un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

Devil curse me, this is a hell of a thing to wake up to.

Everyone all right?

un: goldenrose

[twofoldfury]

[Smooth, mate.]

The shock has yet to pass for some.

On our end at least, all is well. What of you and yours on the Jackdaw?

voice; un: luciferskylight

[scourgingstars]

You have got to be kidding me.

voice: un: arise.

[lowestclass]

I don't think they're the type to joke, Ardyn-nim.

This is...

Not going to be good. The fallout, I mean. It's dim.

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

Shocking. I'm shocked.

If anyone did anything: Shut the fuck up.

If you didn't do anything: Shut the fuck up.

We have talked about this, stop discussing, planning, or thinking about crimes on the goddamned public app.

[jackdawvision]

Does it count if the crimes were a couple hundred years back? At that point I would think they’re a matter of history.

[See, he’s shut the fuck up about the actual crime, and he’s been public about being a pirate for ages.]

text; un: wisteria

[reenforces]

If this is what happens on my birthday, I'm a little worried about Christmas.

UN: hikari-vi | text

[whiteshroud]

Happy Birthday Mikleo. 🎂

I hope not. It's bad enough I share my birthday with Christmas, much less more stuff happening on it.

text; un: ghost;

[rubicund]

Poor little church girl.

Seems we have a real mystery on our hands.

text: un: MrColdFeet

[anyprice]

wasn't me

[action]

[throwmoreswords]

[ because the man is in teapot range, a voice will ring out from the upper floor where Gil keeps his office ]

So your common sense never came back after the headwound?

text; un: midnightfishing

[illucesco]

Well, least it wasn’t publicly streamed this time.

Shit, though.

Re: text; un: midnightfishing

[scholarlywarden]

This time??????

voice | un: lastlullaby

[end_singer]

Ah. So her tale has ended like this after all. I cannot say that I'm surprised.

If any are in need of respite during the coming turmoil, do not hesitate to contact me. My home is open so as long as strife is left at the door.

un: tsubaki, text

[kanka]

Somehow I don’t think this is something anyone would want for their birthday, upcoming ones or not.

[He and Jusis are going to have to do SO MUCH PAPERWORK.]

un: theprofessional

[sg09r]

You want help with all that paperwork?

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[How is everyone? Enjoying your day? Having an crisis about the murder that just took place and might have gotten threatened by the paranormal police/mafia?

Well, all that's going to get interrupted very abruptly by Venti being uncharacteristically incensed.]

THE LITTLE BASTARDS MADE ME A FAIRY AND MADE IT SO I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP ANYMORE!!!

"Oh, we're just helping Merlin! You fell asleep for a thousand years in Avalon, so now you don't need to!"

NO IT'S NOT HELPFUL YOU ABSOLUTE TINKERBELL WANNABES!!!!!

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

OMG, Bestie, me too! The fairy thing anyway, they did NOT mess with my sleep.

That's SUPER rude? Like what the hell? You're supposed to just not get your beauty rest anymore? What about your eyes, Sweetie? They'll get BAGGY.

text; un: yiling

[conseqweinces]

wow

usually when I come to a place with dead bodies they've been that way for a long time (°ｏ°)

text | un: chaosraccoon

[actnormal]

Wuxian?!