godmaker: duke wriothesley your handwriting is so bad (i cant read this)
Msgr. Neuvillette ([personal profile] godmaker) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2024-02-14 01:50 pm

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WHO: Neuvillette and you!
WHERE: Libra app
WHEN: February 12th
WHAT: Local Old Man Puts Out Another Ad (Valentines Edition)
WARNINGS: None



Looking for Paid Escort

I am looking for a person to pose as my companion on the 14th of February. There are many 'couples-only' experiences in this city and I wish to attend these and immerse myself in the experience. I do not have a preference for appearance, gender, or magical ability. If you are of divinity please do not exhibit any divine characteristics in my vicinity.

Events may include, and are not limited to:

  • Wedding cake sampling (There may be nut allergens)

  • A pastry-making class (There may be nut allergens)

  • A dance class (There may be nut allergens)

  • A multiple-course meal themed around heart shapes (Pescetarian)

  • A boat ride on the lake (the boat is OSHA certified safe. I am willing to provide swimming lessons for safety.)


I will pay a rate of at least $400/hour, for a minimum of four (4) hours. You may negotiate depending on your skills and/or certifications.

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


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