I have more mansions than I can shake a stick at. That'd hardly be worth feeling even slightly perturbed about.

[ sometimes you're god's fated rival and the most special boy and you just get a water park. ]

I don't know if you can hear it, but there is a cheerful psuedo-tropical soundtrack playing on a loudspeaker somewhere. I would rather burn a mascot in effigy than employ one. I don't... know what happens now. I think I open the water park and continue to make money? Maybe I keep it for myself and just have warm swimming water all year long.

I have pits of lawyers but I don't even know which one of them I dump this one. Property? Entertainment? Licensing?