The only bargain, one might argue.

[ he picks the money up off the counter and tucks it back into his coat--the innermost coat, and smirks at the pirate's laughter. ]

I assume most people are lying to me as a matter of course. It's nothing personal. [ he sounds so sickly sweet as he says it, hands tucking into his pockets as he sets his fruity little slushie down, rolling his shoulders and giving a little shrug, as if to entice Edward to commence to scouting. ]

Lead on, then. It's been a quiet enough day, I could use the entertainment.