who you gonna call? not these guys [closed]

[illucesco]

WHO: Two people actually working a quest (Ragna and Lapis) and some fuckin slacker just here to nap on a featherbed for free (Noctis)
WHERE: Richard Richard’s mansion
WHEN: Mid-January
WHAT: Paranormal Slacktivity II: Poltergeist Edition.
WARNINGS: spooky spooky ghosts. references to possession. will update with more warnings.

[The door opens.

Noctis, more or less using the broom in his hand as support for his full weight, blinks blearily at the sprawling hall before him and his two teammates. He yawns, then coughs—oh god that’s dusty.]

Right. Twenty-four hours should be enough to clean this whole place, I guess. [Right? Except Noctis honestly isn’t sure he can last that long. Maybe in three hours he’ll call it for himself and go sleep on the bed upstairs.] Where to first?

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[crisantemo]

Of course I am.

[ That, she says without hesitation. Even if it's dangerous, there's no way she'll just sit back and watch as this thing tries to take him.

Blade will be free. She will absolutely help make sure of that. ]

And I will, he might get upset with me if I'm too reckless.

[ Him, and a few other people who may not be happy if she gets badly hurt. While she still has issues caring about what happens to her, she does know other people do. ]

1/2

[centralfiction]

Seems like the type. [It was more of a relief than Ragna would admit to himself. Blade only mentioned her by name and he stumbled on their conversation when those weird ass cat cake things came into the cafe but they cared about each other.

Like a brother and sister would...]

2/2 commence memes

[centralfiction]

[... And then suddenly Ragna is soaked by a floating bucket of water being dunked right on him.

So fuck any follow up that would have brought.]

What the FUCK?! [Said looking around completely frantic but also absolutely livid at the now empty floating water bucket that was thrown right at his head.]

OW! That fucking hurt, asshole! If you're looking for a fight you just started one! [Well it's looking to hurt Ragna some more cause a roll of paper towels are also being thrown.

This is what you're dealing with Lapis.]

[crisantemo]

[ Oh, well, there goes that conversation. Lapis does at least know that Ragna is someone who seems to care about Blade, which immediately puts him on "someone to protect" levels.

Which is why she immediately tenses when he gets dunked by water, her eyes following the ghost as it decides it's Sick of This Shit and Ragna is a good target. ]

Ah - [ And a direct hit with the bucket too. She'll just put the broom aside, shifting a shadow to try to shield him from the paper roll attack. ]

Wait, wait, both of you. Stop yelling, Ragna, you're going to encourage them even more.

[ YOU CAN'T PUNCH A GHOST!! ]

[centralfiction]

[THAT'S EXACTLY WHY HE'S AFRAID OF THEM BUT SOMETIMES FEAR MANIFESTS AS ANGER.]

The hell do you mean "stop yelling"?! This prick of a poltergeist is throwing shit at me! It's gonna fucking get it!

[Don't ask him how, he doesn't have a method.

Considering the ghost has been blocked off from throwing things at Ragna it just gets even more huffy! There is a target in the other room that is daring to sleep in its bed?! The ABSOLUTE audacity.

After the pelting it gave to Ragna was done there might be a suspicious creaking of a large piece of furniture in the other room being lifted from the ground.]

[illucesco]

[Noctis, in that very piece of furniture, simply turns over and snores.]

[crisantemo]

Gonna get it how, you can't hit a ghost.

[ Calm thy tits, Ragna, you can't fist fight the ghost!!

Though.

Why is the bed rattling. Why is it being lifted up and how the fuck is Noctis still asleep-!! ]

Wait! Wait, wait, stop, put the bed down!