text; un: blade

[unreachableside]

WHO: Blade and you!
WHERE: The network
WHEN: December 25th
WHAT: Shitposting as per tradition.
WARNINGS: None.

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Behold the Merry Mecha.


(x)

Oh and happy holidays or whatever.

Comments

Text | UN: lunae

[heng_like_a_dragon]

...

You're a menace.

[And yet Dan Heng still thinks he's kind of cute. In an unhinged dork way.]

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[unreachableside]

I'm your menace.

[heng_like_a_dragon]

Much to my chagrin, that does seem to be the case.

Should I worry about you recreating this in real life or have I been spared that fate?

[unreachableside]

[It makes him happy, though.]

Only if you try to eat it.

It's about ten inches tall. I'm making a second one with the other discounted gingerbread kit. It's called the Merrial.

[You know. After the mecha that the redhead in G-Witch uses.]

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

suddenly regretting givin' you access to my Hector

[unreachableside]

It's not like I made any adjustments to it.

That comes after I've made an extensive catalogue of all the existing specifications and limits.

[switchaxe]

dude my Hector ain't made from Earth materials!

[unreachableside]

Yes, and?

text, UN: Arachne

[adtendo]

It looks lovely.

Is this one of those “memes” that are all the rage nowadays?

[unreachableside]

[Please don't make him explain memes, mom.]

Something like that.

The picture is mine. I got bored and I had some candy laying around, so I thought why not.

[adtendo]

Well, you did a darling job on it.

I’ll print it out and put it on my fridge. Just for you, Bladie.

[unreachableside]

[P-print it out and put it on her fridge...

He really wasn't imagining the mom accusations, huh. She can't see him getting a little embarrassed, which is probably a good thing.]

You... don't need to do that.

un: fortuneclovers

[medicgunner]

[No text, just hysterical laughter.

not at the pun just the fact that blade posted it]

[unreachableside]

[He is, after all, 26.]

[medicgunner]

[ok a bit after the laughing subsides there is a text]

10/10 would repost.

Merry Goddamn Christmas, love.

[unreachableside]

[This is his first real Christmas and the first one outside of the hospital. He's delivered a shitload of presents and he's feeling pretty appreciated, all things considered.

... It's weird, but not unpleasant.]

Merry Christmas, Eunie.

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

[ Jfc Blade

...

The sole gear in her head is slowly turning. ]

do you think i could make that

im gonna try making that

[unreachableside]

You could definitely make this.

What you make would easily look better than what they put on the kit box.

[crisantemo]

[ ... Hehe.

It's unseen, but his confidence in her makes her smile. ]

yeah i don't want to use a kit, i want to make it from scratch

maybe i could try to make it look like one of the gundams

text: un: trienemybest

[droptheious]

...Is this one of those meme things?

[Blade no, not you too. It's bad enough he has to see this from Jun :(]

[unreachableside]

[Oh, right, the Victorian (?) boy.]

It might be.

The breadnought is real, but it's not as big as the camera makes it look.

[droptheious]

[He is far too Victorian for any of this.]

Oh wow, so you actually made it?

...Well, that sure beats out a gingerbread house any day. WAY cooler.

[prunedworlds]

Nice!!!! Did you make that??

[unreachableside]

I did. It didn't take long.

I think people should make creative things out of gingerbread house kits more often.

[prunedworlds]

It looks awesome! You even got an ammo belt for the autocannon and everything.

And that makes sense, though I never thought of someone making a mech out of one before.