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kaisou2023-12-11 01:37 pm
centralfiction) wrote in kaisou2023-12-11 01:37 pm
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2; video/text; un: nope
WHO: Ragna, Two Pokemon, and You
WHERE: the network
WHEN: mid-december
WHAT: gacha gave him pokemon
WARNINGS: Ragna’s mouth
[So, you’re going about your day. Doing your Christmas Shopping or your working or your studying whatever it is you do on a day ending in y.
And there’s a new video feed on Libra. It is entirely pink. You hear something from the other end, a curious sounding Bliss…? Followed by some really loud, if muffled, meowing like someone closed the door right in front of a cat and they wanna be let in.
The feed zooms out slightly. There is a face. A very happy face! Of a Pokemon. A Blissey.
Which is probably the last thing one would expect from this rarely cropping up username. She seems to give a little wave and in the background there is, in fact, the curly tail of a Purugly yearning outside of a closed door.
The door does eventually open to one fresh showered but thankfully still clothed Ragna with his normally spiky hair resting flat, new white cropped dog ears with a tail, and a towel over his shoulders, none the wiser that he’s visible.
… For like two seconds before he sees the Pokemon and promptly panics.]
H-Hey! What are you doing with that?! Is… is it on?! Oh FUCK.
[And he rushes, covering his stupid ears and half tripping over the Purugly, to turn the thing off. The Blissey who is just happy to see him attempts to offer him an egg in this trying time to bring a smile to him!]
No, I don’t want an e–! [And the feed cuts out. RIP Ragna, dead by egg.
Actually like 20 minutes later he comes back on text:]
This cat and whatever the fuck the pink one is came out of these red and white ball things and now they won't leave me alone why don’t they leave????
WHERE: the network
WHEN: mid-december
WHAT: gacha gave him pokemon
WARNINGS: Ragna’s mouth
[So, you’re going about your day. Doing your Christmas Shopping or your working or your studying whatever it is you do on a day ending in y.
And there’s a new video feed on Libra. It is entirely pink. You hear something from the other end, a curious sounding Bliss…? Followed by some really loud, if muffled, meowing like someone closed the door right in front of a cat and they wanna be let in.
The feed zooms out slightly. There is a face. A very happy face! Of a Pokemon. A Blissey.
Which is probably the last thing one would expect from this rarely cropping up username. She seems to give a little wave and in the background there is, in fact, the curly tail of a Purugly yearning outside of a closed door.
The door does eventually open to one fresh showered but thankfully still clothed Ragna with his normally spiky hair resting flat, new white cropped dog ears with a tail, and a towel over his shoulders, none the wiser that he’s visible.
… For like two seconds before he sees the Pokemon and promptly panics.]
H-Hey! What are you doing with that?! Is… is it on?! Oh FUCK.
[And he rushes, covering his stupid ears and half tripping over the Purugly, to turn the thing off. The Blissey who is just happy to see him attempts to offer him an egg in this trying time to bring a smile to him!]
No, I don’t want an e–! [And the feed cuts out. RIP Ragna, dead by egg.
Actually like 20 minutes later he comes back on text:]
This cat and whatever the fuck the pink one is came out of these red and white ball things and now they won't leave me alone why don’t they leave????
un: Arachne, text
It seems like they recognize you as your owner. No way out, I’m afraid.
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How and why when they just came outta nowhere from some ball things that some asshole planted in my pocket?
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So one cat lady is sighing heavily as she heads up to the apartment above the cafe, already bracing herself for the headache. ]
What are you fucking screaming about now - [ There's a pink thing holding out an... egg. And a cat. And there's Ragna.
... What. ]
- What the fuck.
:)
But there's quite the scene here. The big fat purple cat clinging with both paws onto Ragna's leg while the pink thing still tries to offer him the egg like a mother trying to feed a stubborn child.
All three freeze seeing Ajisai enter the room and just stare at her.]
Yeah, what the fuck do you think I said when these two things came around?
teehee
... Okay, so where did they come from. [ Looks at the big fat purple cat. ] I would remember bringing in a cat like that.
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[He gestured with his thumb towards a set of Pokeballs on a table. Notably, there's a tag next to them specifically with his name on them and a "Merry Christmas!".
The Purugly is now yowling and the Blissey waving at Ajisai. At the yowling, Ragna will just shake his leg.]
I already fed you! Can it already!
text; un: blade
[He loves you bro.]
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THESE THINGS are the Pokemon I kept hearing about? One of them is just a fat cat!
And so the fuck what, one of 'em has little nubs for hands that can turn a phone on. How does that make it smarter than me?
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I'm going to be serious with you for a moment so you get it through your head.
Pokemon are good for you. It feels good to take care of something. It's even better if you can learn to depend on someone else instead of toughing it out all the time.
Trust me. Or if you can't trust me, then trust your cat. It makes the same face you do.
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Not trying very hard, but trying. And when it just doesn't goddamn work he finds something to feed them anyway.
Ragna knew it felt good to take care of something, he was a big brother.
Was.
Ugh, this sucks. Why's this guy gotta keep making him remember?]
It's not like they're gonna leave me alone anyway. I got them some food and it's been non-stop since then.
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Congratulations on your adoption. Do you need me to drop anything off? [Or... wait.] I could ask someone what those Pokemon usually eat, and if they need anything special. I know people in POKEGO.
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This is weird for Ragna. It's throwing him something fierce that this dickhead is offering to help. He doesn't dislike it but that's the most dangerous thing of all. At the very least he could bargain with that shitheel ghost that it's just free shit for the pets.
... Man.]
Wouldn't hurt, I guess. I'm not trying to make these two sick with what I cook for them.
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Both Pokemon eat berries. There are a bunch in Kanto. Otherwise, Blissey eats like an herbivore. Purugly will break into your cabinets, so lock your stuff up. You probably want a varied diet for that one. Bland chicken, rice, vegetables. The nicer kind of wet cat food will work for now.
The biggest thing to note is that Purugly is going to test you. I'm bringing a spray bottle so you can discipline it when it starts to act up.
[Should he listen to the Venti Instinct? He's tempted.]
Blissey is going to make eggs like a hen. You can feed them to the cat, or eat one yourself. It sounds weird, but it's apparently normal.
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Sounds like a cat. I've dealt with 'em before.
[They weren't weird magic cats but between the strays that'd linger around the church and the cafe now he was a little used to it.]
Is THAT why it kept trying to get me to eat the egg? Whatever, as long as they're edible.
[He would not try it. Not Yet.
Yet another delay, a fair bit longer.]
thanks
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I have some things I can drop off if you give me your address. Doesn't have to be here where everyone can see it.
[He is absolutely going to bring over a huge cat tree, food, a fancy fucking litter box, toys, the WHOLE NINE YARDS and then abscond before Ragna can bitch about it.]
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[And none the fucking wiser Ragna will text the address to Ajisai's cafe, Biskitti in Brick Alley for Blade to drop everything off.]
--> action;
Then he sends Ragna a text on his way out.]
It's by the door.
Good luck.
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...
Then sees him drop off a TON of shit then take off, he just runs down and yells.]
HEY--! WHAT THE HELL?! [And now he's just. Staring at this bunch of stuff. Sending half a text.]
wtf
[Then realizing Blade hasn't seen the fucking dog ears and will actually decide you know what? This is fine. And just start... loading the shit inside.
At least the other cats have more too.]
text | un: shinope
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'kay he knows which one is Blissey, but.]
Is Purugly seriously the cat's name?
[Damn and he thought he was an asshole, Pokescientists namers are the actual ones.]
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I mean, it's fat as hell, but it's not the ugliest thing I've seen.
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Skipping that.]
Why the hell do they keep following me anyway?
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[Leaving out the fact both were tagged with Ragna's name wishing him a Merry Christmas specifically.]
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He's just going to ignore how hard the thought of that made his heart sink and just leave Yuuki with.]
✅ Read
UN: ragingbull | Audio and then Text
Finally it ends and a few minutes later Ragna will receive one (1) text from the same username as the audio message.]
Glad to see you made some new friends.
By the way, nice ears.
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GODDAMMIT EGG.]
FUCK OFF.
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I'm real scared. You could even say I'm about to turn tail and run!
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What the hell even happened, anyway? Were you a werewolf in your past life or something?