"Even if so. Small pots can still hold long noodles just fine, one must merely wait the two or so minutes for the ends to soften so the rest can curl comfortably inside."

It's not hard!!! having one half of the noodle soften before the other won't ruin the outright integrity of the whole noodle... it was a quick enough process that it'd be fine!!!!

"He merely does not have patience. He is someone who likes... instant results."