text; un: Litania

[chatterboxing]

WHO: Lita and anyone.
WHERE: On the network.
WHEN: March 6, morning.
WHAT: Random stuff. No, literally, it's random stuff. She doesn't know what to do with it.
WARNINGS: n/a

so is this just me or has anyone else been finding random stuff that definitely was NOT there before?

so far in the past week i have found:
- a pair of earrings that just suddenly appeared on my desk last weekend, WHILE i was at said desk it was WEIRD
- an extra ring just showed up in my jewelry box like two days after that
- there is now a nailbat hidden under my bed for some reason
- a rubber duck. it's kinda cute but that's beside the point

so these are all totally normal things! but what isn't normal is I did not have these things before and now they're here! also like everyone else in the building acts like i've had them all along. except for MAYBE the nailbat, i made sure NOT to mention that one because Reasons

is this just another part of the bs or what

Comments

un: reallyfarflung

[areyuuserious]

Well you're not the only one, at least.

I've found a pair of sunglasses and a knife for some reason?

Like not even a kitchen knife or something, this is a decent quality hunting knife.

[chatterboxing]

makes it sound like another part of the bs to me, but zodiac sure as heck didn't mention it in that big ol post of theirs

guess they didn't have it in them to just say:
by the way you're all just a bunch of weirdness magnets now even if these other more-concerning things don't happen to you, have fun

[areyuuserious]

That would require them being useful, I imagine, which they have already demonstrated they SUPER are not.

[chatterboxing]

lmao

maybe we should idk try to see if there's ANY sort of pattern here? i mean if there even IS a pattern at all, maybe we can figure out what's up with this stuff

[areyuuserious]

If there's a pattern...

So we have earrings, a ring, a nailbat, a rubber duck, some sunglasses, and a knife.

That's... not a lot to go off of. A handful of accessories and two dangerous items. And then a rubber duck.

[chatterboxing]

yeah, prob gonna need to find out if anyone else has been finding stuff and go from there

[areyuuserious]

Yeah. I'll still write all of this down, though. Either we can find out if other people found stuff or this'll go on long enough for something vaguely resembling a pattern can be established.