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[dabi]

WHO: dabi + libra network
WHERE: libra app
WHEN: oct. 12th, morning
WHAT: dabi has some questions
WARNINGS: existentialism probably, at worst. just dabi finally accepting some things, whether or not he likes it.


hey
so like
its me again and whatever, i just got a few qs for my fellow freaks
so magic is real, alright, i get it, i cant really fuckin deny it anymore, ive seen way too much shit i Cannot damn well explain but like
thats fine, i can adjust
i dont really think its a takeaway for people to have animal parts or be able to shoot explosions out of their hands or idk, turn into water

my question is, how often do you people just
get these powers
wake up with them suddenly
how do you KNOW when you have them, if they arent like
visually fuckin there

and uh

is there

...any way to get rid of the ones that are.

Comments

[bebest]

[He's so sorry, Dabi! His B!!!]

I know it does, but that's just how it goes. Like one day you're living the regular life and then you get this app and suddenly it's SURPRISE APENGAGES or I CAN THROW FIRE NOW. It's just what happens.

Oh dang, wings? A couple friends of mine got those, they sound uncomfy. You should talk to August, he's a good tailor to help people out with stuff like this. Undertown has a bunch of folks who can help, too.

[dabi]

willing to bet if id stayed in fucking denial i wouldnt have grown wings
or at least the bitchy part of me wants to claim that idk this is not how i wanted to wake up on a thursday morning

i know im like
preaching to the choir and shit here given you woke up with way more legs but

hough

...tailor
august
you mean the devil guy
i know exactly who youre talking about? hes a tailor???

[bebest]

I don't think it works that way, Babe, sorry. Can't blame you for the wishful thinking though.

Yeah, it was a whole THING but I figured it out and I'm okay with it now. I'm still me. I'm just me with extra body parts now.

That's him, yeah. He's a tailor, a really good one too. He figured out a coat for me for the winter so y'know, gotta give him points there.

[dabi]

ill keep being wishful that this is the end of the weird shit.
anyway.
he's the one who nailed the coffin shut for me with this supernatural shit, so
i guess he kind of owes me for the emotional devastation im clearly suffering here.

[bebest]

Fingers crossed for you, Babe!

Wow, you should totes ask for compensation. Really ham up how, like EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATED you are.

[dabi]

you think he'll give me a big discount if i like
really ham it up
i could make a whole scene.

[bebest]

Oh totes!!! You have to make it SUPER dramatic. Maybe fake a limp? Just for added pain and anguish. Make it so only a heartless bastard would turn you away.