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[switchaxe]

WHO: Ash + the app
WHERE: The app
WHEN: forward-dated to September 7th-ish
WHAT: Ash has some news and will answer some questions
WARNINGS: Ash swears a lot.

[Ash really needs to stop poking supernatural powers because it keeps leaving him feeling like so much shit even if it is worth it.

The video starts with him in his room, looking like he hasn't slept in a day. (If you ask him, passing out and waking up a day after you poke a horned statue does not count as sleeping.) He flops down on his bed with a sigh and his promptly beset by his dog and his Houndour.]

Ashley Cabbot. Former Krusnik victim, former possessed fucker, and [he can't help the exhausted, amazed laugh] former member of the fucking Black Order. Ask me anythin'.

PRIVATE TO CURRENT BLACK ORDER MEMBERS

[He drops a link]

Here. Even if no one else gets outta there, figured everyone else'd want a group chat that ain't being monitored or some shit.

Comments

[switchaxe]

[NOPE CRACKING THE FUCK UP HE FELL OFF HIS FUCKING BED THANKS JUN he is still laughing when he responds.]

F-fuck you, holy shit...

[whiteshroud]

[Ah yes that's a good reaction. He's grinning slightly to himself]

You walked yourself into that one, alright.

[switchaxe]

Fuck you.

[Still laughing.]

Shit, that was good.

[whiteshroud]

Thank you.

[:)]

So what will you do now?

[switchaxe]

Not sure. Take time to figure that out, I guess?

[whiteshroud]

Hmmm...fair enough.

[switchaxe]

Yeah. I got time.

[Another breathless laugh.]

I got all the fuckin' time.

[whiteshroud]

[He smiles a little. Yeah, he knows what that must mean for Ash.]

I'm happy for you, truly.