text; un: arise.

[lowestclass]

WHO: Jinwoo and unfortunately the whole network
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: August 28
WHAT: Jinwoo found something. And now unfortunately everyone knows.
WARNINGS: Chaos.

[ its not supposed to be a huge deal. just. picture jinwoo, in his full hiding-from-the-sun getup, walking to the butcher's to buy some dietary needs, and then stopping short when he notices something that wasn't there on his way in. But is there now.

So, now all of Libra is gonna recieve an honestly well-angled photo of Jinwoo, taken from an angle where his face is mostly shadowed, other than some glowing eyes under his hood. Holding up a peace sign. He only takes up a corner of the picture, as the rest of the artful angle of the photo is taken in a way that a certain person can be pretty clearly seen, atop of a pretty plinth that.... wasn't there before.

thing is, jinwoo had meant to send this just to Zhongli.
An unfortunate slide of his thumb up the list from where Z is on the bottom of his contacts...
has him unknowlingly hit the @°all button before he hits send.

Hey Libra. ]

....Haha. Harbeoji, is that you...

Comments

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

[Holy.

Fuck.]

So are we gonna throw a big thank you party for whoever wished on a shooting star for a Zhongli tits-out statue? I think we really should. They did a great service.

[lowestclass]

[ ...that's a
thats not
zhongli's username

oh no ]

...I.

It was not me.

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

HOLY SHIT

[lowestclass]

oh no

un: laluna | text

[crisantemo]

[ First of all: Is that a fucking statue of Zhongli???? A shirtless statue????????

Second of all: Obviously, this was not meant for the network. ]

Black Cat, your bad luck has struck again.

[lowestclass]

NOT LIKE THIS

oh
oh no
noona how do you
CAN you delete posts off

libra

oh ive done something terrible

text; un: fortuneclovers

[medicgunner]

bruh

[lowestclass]

help me

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

am i the only one wondering why he's contemplating a cube

it's usually crystal balls with this sort of thing isn't it

[lowestclass]

please note this was meant to be a

...

oh there's no fixing it is there

text; un: freelancer

[lapislazily]

[...]

Do you want me to answer that question?

un: ecraig | text

[fiddlestick]

[....]

Why is he shirtless?

[lowestclass]

I

I don't. Know.
...one of those... artistic things... ?

un: violetsmoke; text

[infezione]

I.

Hm.

Well. That's certainly a thing now, huh.

[lowestclass]

It's...

It's something....
I did not mean to send it over the network, I'm so sorry.

1/3

[lapislazily]

[What.]

2/3

[lapislazily]

[Oh no. There's a statue... this is not what he wanted? He's not even a god! Why in the—]

3/3; video; un: freelancer

[lapislazily]

[Oh no.

This is public.

This is public and now everyone can see it and it's probably very obvious what the hell is going on.]

... I see.

So even I am not immune to your bad luck...

un: fullbloom | voice

[joies]

This damn old man... [ Wow she actually sounds mad. ]

He has the sheer gall to get on at me about how I dress, when his statue - of all things - looks like that?!

video; un: freelancer

[lapislazily]

[tiredly]

I assure you I had absolutely no input on this.

Not here

[whiteshroud]

[Jun's just gonna brew a cup of tea while he watches all this goes down]

Also Not Here

[hoshikiri]

[:handshake:]

text; un: AUO

[throwmoreswords]

nice tits. the pose is a touch lackluster. you'd think they'd want to emphasize the bust since they bothered to sculpt it in like that, but i suppose cubes are interesting too.

[lowestclass]

[ oh my goooodddd ]

im not... sure who made it...

but they sure took some.
Liberties...

Text | UN: makeitaventi

[venti_late]

[Hmm... Venti's going to need to investigate something real quick. But he's going to cover that up by replying to this like he normally would.]

Ohhhhh, looking good, Zhong! I know what I need to do, now, hehe~

Where's the statue, by the way?

[lowestclass]

It's... outside the Mall.

Seven Star Mall.

I was out shopping... and it just. Appeared...

text | un: deadpeopletea

[four_quarts]

[Attached is an image of Ghaleon doing a recreation of this meme, and that's it. No text, no voice, just meme-based appreciation.]

[lowestclass]

[ maybe he should just turn his phone off for the day... ]

text

[prunedworlds]

That wasn't there before, right?

[lowestclass]

absolutely not no

i um
it wasnt even there when i went IN
i came out and it just... appeared...
out of thin air

text | un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

I’m going to climb that thing.

Re: text | un: captainkenway

[lowestclass]

oh my godjdsakl;fjaswihdasdg

mr edward please be careful its really high up