Ohmygod don't remind me. When I first got here--like DAY ONE,--I got into an argument with Mr. Waver about the fact that he said there were dinosaurs in the city, and that people were being menaced by Velociraptors.

You know.
The two feet tall things with feathers.

And then I got CHASED by the scaly lizard things and it took everything in me not to get upset about how wrong they were...

[ Jurassic park looking fake motherfuckers--

he's distracted from his turmoil over crabs for the time being, though, as he's slowly plodding his way back to the beach. ]

I'm not having a breakdown...!