A little water won't kill you! [But he'll let up for now and just tread water from here on out.]

Juggle—my god, I wish I knew how to juggle. [But he shakes his head.] No, it's like—you load all four of them in case you need to go into a fight, and then you fire one gun at a time, put that back in its holster, then draw another one until they're all spent.

[Edward is going to hate so many things about Hollywood pirates.]

Any recommendations, then?