Never let your guard down around a pirate! [He calls this out with a teasing laugh, and splashes more water in Zulius's direction. He's not really trying to catch him, it's just that watching Zulius prancing out of the way on his stupid hooves is really amusing to him.] Did none of your moving pictures ever teach you that?

[A snort of laughter.]

You think it sounds complicated now, try doing it while someone else is also trying to kill you. Easier to have four guns and worry about reloading later.

[The voice of experience right there.]

I suppose so. In truth...some of the best pirates I knew wanted out of the life. It's a merry one and free, but it's not one that's likely to end well, even for the best of us. [A small shrug.] I should like to see one of those "piratey fantasies" sometime. If only to see what they've gotten wrong.

[Boy oh boy wait till someone shows him a single fictional depiction of Blackbeard.]