[Wow!! WOW!! This attack!!!! on his person!!!! Zulius lets out a SQUEAL, prancing on his stupid zebra hooves out of the way of any water that might DARE touch him.]
Hay hay HAAAAY!!! And nah, I grew up rich, I don't need treasure. But I can always appreciate a good ass!!!
[He is an ass coniseur!!!
Anyway he kinda just. Blinks. ]
...OKay Ed, sweetie, like, 80% of those words meant nothing to me. But that sounds super complicated. I think these days they just like...stick a bullet in the bullet place and close it? That's what it looks like in movies anyway.
[He waves a hand airily.]
I mean, probs not, but people can really stretch past reality when it comes to their piratey fantasies.
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Hay hay HAAAAY!!! And nah, I grew up rich, I don't need treasure. But I can always appreciate a good ass!!!
[He is an ass coniseur!!!
Anyway he kinda just. Blinks. ]
...OKay Ed, sweetie, like, 80% of those words meant nothing to me. But that sounds super complicated. I think these days they just like...stick a bullet in the bullet place and close it? That's what it looks like in movies anyway.
[He waves a hand airily.]
I mean, probs not, but people can really stretch past reality when it comes to their piratey fantasies.