[Sometimes. In the course of being someone's sibling. You've just gotta throw that someone under the bus a little.]

He's become very responsible since we moved here a year and a half ago, so it may not be obvious, but he used to be quite the delinquent. He had a dear friend he got into fights with all the time. They got into and out of - mostly into - all kinds of trouble.

I remember one time, at the farmer's market, the two of them got into a particularly rowdy fight. Someone called the cops, and in his wisdom, Caesar used the tomatoes I'd just bought as a distraction while they fled. Joseph was, unfortunately, also distracted, and ran into a wall. Caesar, of course, laughed at him - at least, he did until he crashed into a different wall.

Hmm, that may be one of the tamer ones.