"A...magical squirrel-fox," he considers this, and honestly most of his past life memories are that batshit so he's just gonna roll with it. "I mean, congrats on finding a little furry friend, I guess?"

He lets out a faux gasp, putting a hand to his chest.

"Wow, RUDE! I mean, I love a good slap as much as anyone, but I'm p.sure there's rules against teachers doing that."