'Course you don't! You're a bonafide hero type! And bet! We're having a relaxing time, you gotta let a little luxury in- as a TREAT!

[ His hair-lounger suddenly extends a little, enough for one skinny-ass human to sit down. Zulius pats the seat next to him like it's a totally normal thing to just sit on your bestie's magical fuckin' hair. ]

Give it a test drive, it's fetch.

[At the water comment, he snorts.]

HELL, no. I'm not getting this wet. That's why I'm staying way away from the water. That's for other people.