[ocean] [Now. Arthur really isn't much of a swimmer. But he's not gonna stay away from a beach party! Hell no, party hard.
So what Arthur's gonna do instead is build the biggest, coolest sandcastle he can. Or sandmecha. Definitely sandmecha. He might be trying to sculpt some of the crazy vehicles he built in Hyrule. Is it working? No. Is it fun? Yup!]
[avoid burn] [Mistakes were made. Big mistakes were made. Witness Arthur crawling back to an umbrella to collapse facedown in the shade.
Witness, but do not pity. He did this to himself. Who the fuck wears long pants and sleeves to the beach?!]
[bonfire] [Night falls and Arthur is revitalized. Could not be happier to hather around a crackling fire.]
Hey. So. I got homemade marshmallows, right? In a bunch of flavors. Who wants to see how well they roast?
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[Now. Arthur really isn't much of a swimmer. But he's not gonna stay away from a beach party! Hell no, party hard.
So what Arthur's gonna do instead is build the biggest, coolest sandcastle he can. Or sandmecha. Definitely sandmecha. He might be trying to sculpt some of the crazy vehicles he built in Hyrule. Is it working? No. Is it fun? Yup!]
[avoid burn]
[Mistakes were made. Big mistakes were made. Witness Arthur crawling back to an umbrella to collapse facedown in the shade.
Witness, but do not pity. He did this to himself. Who the fuck wears long pants and sleeves to the beach?!]
[bonfire]
[Night falls and Arthur is revitalized. Could not be happier to hather around a crackling fire.]
Hey. So. I got homemade marshmallows, right? In a bunch of flavors. Who wants to see how well they roast?