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erwin "not cool enough for fortnite" smith ([personal profile] theomachy) wrote in [community profile] kaisou2022-01-16 09:41 pm
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text. un: erwin.smith.

WHO: Erwin + whoever
WHERE: Network
WHEN: January 15
WHAT: Just a lil network post.
WARNINGS: N/A, will update if needed.

Hello, everyone. My name is Erwin Smith, and I'm a professor at the university. My courses focus on myths and legends both local and not so local. In light of recent goings-on, I'd like an open conversation about what's considered myth and what's considered, for lack of a better term, a "gospel" truth. Let's talk about stories.

Everyone's got a story.
dirtdevil: (a homoerotic cabinet meeting montage)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-01-25 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
are you offering me free water to listen to you talk about monkeys
because i already have plenty of water and i don't really give a fuck

Edited (used the same icon twice in a row CRINGE) 2022-01-26 07:44 (UTC)
ape: (pic#14789996)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-26 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
They’re apes, Levi. I talk about apes.

Now, you’d make my day if we can talk about apes over a cup of water (or tea, maybe tea?), but I’m offering in the first place so we can spend quality time together and so I can find something you don’t hate to bond over. I think that’s called “hanging out”. I’m sure Erwin would approve.
dirtdevil: (a dowry of 15 fine goats)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-01-26 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ..... what ]

what is that supposed to mean
ape: (pic#14953242)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-27 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I’m inviting you to an outing
dirtdevil: (a salty surprise)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-01-27 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah no i got that part jackass
what does Erwin have to do with it

ape: (pic#14789998)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-29 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, nothing. We were just talking.
dirtdevil: (disney-themed weddings)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-01-29 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ man, why does he have such a bizarre knee jerk reaction to this? it's a mystery. ]

then why bring him up
ape: (pic#15417144)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. You have to promise not to kill me with your eyes if I tell you the truth.
dirtdevil: (people still on myspace)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-01-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
uhh ok? spit it out already
ape: (pic#14953264)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I just wanted to get your attention.
dirtdevil: (an army of skeletons)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2022-01-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's no response to this.

you win this time, monke. ]
ape: (pic#14953262)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Levi?
ape: (pic#14953256)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I was trying to be honest. In light of this whole hanging out thing.
ape: (pic#14790014)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re a tough guy to crack and I may have crossed a line, but. I was well-intended. I hope you understand that.
ape: (pic#14789999)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyway, time and date?
ape: (pic#15417144)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Levi??
🙊
ape: (pic#15417143)

[personal profile] ape 2022-01-30 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like I lost.
I’ll see you later, then.