Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: August 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of August. By now, the app users have helped defeat Krunisk and also that Ganon guy, though there's still plenty of rebuilding to be done in Hyrule. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Yuzuki and Josuke has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Ryouta has left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Hey so if you ever wanted a reminder the Black Order are full of nutjobs, just know they filmed killing a guy with a go-pro and then made our team watch the video "as proof". Not that I'm upset a guy like that is no longer in the picture, but I didn't need to see it. And no, we're not reposting the video for the rest of you sickos. Our advertisers would put us on the chopping block if we did that.

Anyway, the Krusnik threat has been taken care of. Weissmann and his associates have been confirmed dead. Thank you to everyone who helped out and didn't film it. I never want to talk or think about this subject again.

In other news, it seems the Calamity in Hyrule has been dealt with. Great work on that guys. We're currently in the process of stabilizing the gate so it'll remained tethered to Kaisou. Rebuilding of that kingdom's gonna take awhile, so starting next month once we have stuff sorted, we'll send you things you can for those who wanna help. Or you know, want some quick cash I don't care.

That's all. I need a vacation.


This post is sponsored by VR Pet Care. Now offering groomer and supplies for Pokemon!

[Anyway, Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

text; un: eunietheboss

[medicgunner]

wasn't my idea

text | un: kissmyash

[switchaxe]

guys I asked for proof not for you to traumatize the interns what the fuck

un: violetsmoke; text

[infezione]

Okay, whose idea was it to actually *make them* watch the damn video?!

[Fugo is Disappointed.]

text | un: laluna

[crisantemo]

what

a video is great and all but i think this makes us look even more insane now

un: velvet | text

[gotbadblood]

Don't look at me, I would've just brought them a body part for proof.

[VEL HOW IS THAT BETTER?????]

[medicgunner]

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A GOOD ALTERNATIVE

[switchaxe]

you realize that's worse right

[infezione]

That's worse!

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

no she's right

video evidence isn't hard to fabricate, but faking body parts won't hold up to even the simplest testing.

[WAVER??????]

[crisantemo]

on one hand that's still traumatising

on the other maaaaaaybe better than seeing a video of it actually happening

un: silverrose

[fionnuisce]

definitely not helping the order's reputation, but on the other hand i can respect the commitment to providing evidence.

let's literally never have to do this shit again because i do not want to repeat that experience.

text; un: goldenrose

[twofoldfury]

Their method of proving it was effective at least, if questionable.

[DIARMUID.]

text | UN: Thorn

[poisontippedcure]

[As violent as the video was, it left Rose feeling somewhat relieved. She hates this.]

I don’t often support violence, but one could argue that he had it coming.

Perhaps the victims feel better with the proof.

[infezione]

It's less that I personally have a problem with the proof existing but the interns didn't need to have to see it.

[... Yeah, that's mostly what Fugo's concerned about here.]

text | un: shinope

[killerapp]

VR? seriously? they suck and you got them as sponsors??? not even were that desperate

Text; un: cactus

[admonishinginstruction]

I'm still impressed by how many offers they sent PokeGo for sponsorship even knowing I was burning any I received...

UN: gappy

[four_balls]

????? that seems a little intense

why did they need video evidence and why did they need to watch it?????

text; un: darkSlayer

[kowase]

The man in question was ... Hollywood Villian level of evil and needed to be put down.

...Taking a video is a little intense, however. You are correct.

text | un: fruitninja

[bananinja]

Oh yeah. Totally forgot to introduce myself when the app first showed up, what with the pig jerk in Hyrule and everything. Anyway, since I'm such a nice guy and everything, if you come down to Yuzu's House of Fruit in Undertown and prove you've got the app, I'll give you a nice discount on anything in the store for your first purchase. You know, as solidarity for being stuck with all this nonsense.

[And maaaaaybe also to spite Zodiac a little by using them as free advertising, but it's not like Yuzuki has to admit to it or anything. The pettiness can be just for him.]

un: c-z

[bolledivita]

oh i'm definitely going to have to swing by then
considering my household goes through fruit like crazy i might just have to become a regular too

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

What sort of fruit are we talking about here?

[Because it can be taken one of two VERY different ways.]

text: un: darkSlayer

[kowase]

Some people deserve to die. That is the most I am willing to comment on this.

More importantly: I will take this opportunity to announce that the Auguries of Innocence will be closed for the next 30 to 45 days, anyone needing to make a sale or purchase, I will ask you wait until I am up and operating again to make any orders or bring me any items of interest.

For any concerned about the packing and moving vans outside the establishment: I am not leaving the city, I merely... came upon a bigger venue due to the generosity of a friend of mine and the closure will assure the shop will have moved to a bigger and better location.

Addendum: Any of you who aided me and the others affected by the Krusnik Group, do not be alarmed by the letter you may have gotten in the mail with a small sum of money inside it. I will not be taking it back, and consider it a thanks for what you have done for me and others in my situation.

Have a good month.
If you need me, send me a message. Otherwise, I may be busy.

[drewthetower]

VITTORE

Text; un: Opera_Ghost

[not_a_possum]

Huh. That whole post triggered a memory for me.

Anyway, I'll keep that in mind in case I ever film a murder, but in this life I'm trying to make it a goal to not run into that scenario, so I'm hoping that won't come up.

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

...Like a good one or a bad one?

Normally I'd say bad, but yours can be kinda screwy, so I figured it's prob closer to 50/50.

Please can we avoid any more snuff films? That'd be ACES.

text; un: coffeebeans

[dejabrewed]

You mean to tell me this is what I should expect out of this app?

text: un: ♡☮STAMPEDE

[doubledollar]

nono no

no this is definitely not typical...
sometimes stuff is messed up but this is
definitely extreme...

text | un: captainkenway

[jackdawvision]

Nothing of what you just said makes a single bit of sense. Speak sensibly, my head is in a bad enough state without having to parse through all this. Who died? What does “filming” their death do to them? What sort of Calamity did I miss?

[He is posting this while hungover on a park bench somewhere, determined to get as drunk as humanly possible after having to carry his friend’s corpse to the boat that was supposed to take her safely away. And then that bloody labyrinth—Thatch’s hat, Mary’s bandana, one of Caroline’s jewelry—

Damn it, he should not have drunk the rest of his rum.]

text: UN: hotgoss

[bebest]

Okay SO, recap!!!

- Shady organisation called Krusnik who steal kids and basically like torture them until they get possessed or go crazy or get out.
- We got some people here who escaped them.
- (Krusnik are the worst, we hate them).
- They show up here sniffing around and then kidnapp like, three of our people.
- ANOTHER shady organisation get involved but this time they're less shitty than usual because they want to get rid of Krusnik too.
- Their gang goes and does a murder on Krusnik's head guy? I guess someone go-proed it??? IDK.
- Bunch of us went to get out people back and a bunch of Krusnik agents died.
- Including this goopy guy who was part of it who also died. IDK if someone filmed him?
- I guess the gopro murder film got sent to these guys.
- These guys are also shady.
- No one is sad Krusnik are dead.
- (Because, again, they are the worst and we hate them).

I think someone was talking about a Calamity in the spirit realm we've got going on right now? IDK I wasn't paying attention because the only Calamity I care about is played by Doris Day.