A forward-dated birthday post...s...

[nonmagical]

WHO: Mirabel and the network
WHERE: The network
WHEN: Forward dated to March 6th!
WHAT: Mirabel has an announcement
WARNINGS: Shirtless dude's chest in the second image

[There's a Mirabel on the network! She has a Very Important Announcement:]

The kid version of my app disappeared! I'm not sure why, maybe it has to do...

... WITH THE FACT THAT I'M SIXTEEN NOW!!!

[She means to link this image:https://c.tenor.com/w6860KTKCLYAAAAC/birthday-its-my-birthday.gif but instead links this one: https://www.muscleandfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Male-Chest-Open-Zip-Up-Hoodie.jpg

She doesn't seem to notice.

The post stays up for about 15 minutes, until it's deleted. Huh! Wonder why.

Instead a new text goes out:]

So we're all just gonna pretend we didn't see that last post, right?

More importantly, I'm sixteen now!

[JUST IGNORE THAT LAST TEXT IT DOESN'T EXIST. She wasn't googling dude's chests because she can now ok ok.]

Comments

[camaleonico]

Sorry, Mirabel — we're definitely friends, but we're cousins first. I'm pretty much contractually bound to remember this. My hands are tied.

[nonmagical]

Isn't there anything I can do? I mean. I will literally do anything.

[camaleonico]

[ He flashes the most charming, brightest grin, totally innocent and sweet looking, which just makes it more devilish, almost saccharine in his nonchalance... ]

Nah, this is your life now. I'll never forget. Love ya, cous~ Feliz cumpleaños~

[nonmagical]

[JUST HANDS IN FACE WHILE MUFFLED SCREAMING]