A forward-dated birthday post...s...

[nonmagical]

WHO: Mirabel and the network
WHERE: The network
WHEN: Forward dated to March 6th!
WHAT: Mirabel has an announcement
WARNINGS: Shirtless dude's chest in the second image

[There's a Mirabel on the network! She has a Very Important Announcement:]

The kid version of my app disappeared! I'm not sure why, maybe it has to do...

... WITH THE FACT THAT I'M SIXTEEN NOW!!!

[She means to link this image:https://c.tenor.com/w6860KTKCLYAAAAC/birthday-its-my-birthday.gif but instead links this one: https://www.muscleandfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Male-Chest-Open-Zip-Up-Hoodie.jpg

She doesn't seem to notice.

The post stays up for about 15 minutes, until it's deleted. Huh! Wonder why.

Instead a new text goes out:]

So we're all just gonna pretend we didn't see that last post, right?

More importantly, I'm sixteen now!

[JUST IGNORE THAT LAST TEXT IT DOESN'T EXIST. She wasn't googling dude's chests because she can now ok ok.]

Comments

[nonmagical]

Sooo… 16. That’s a pretty cool age to be, right?

[SHE KNOWS THAT LOOK AND SHE’S IGNORING IT.]

[escuchando]

[Squeak.]

Oh! Yes, yes. A... very cool age.

[Ehem.]

You have good taste.

1/2

[nonmagical]

[Mirabel is quiet for a moment, like she’s got something to say but isn’t sure about it….]

2/2

[nonmagical]

Okay so like two months ago this guy named Amal posted a shirtless picture of himself on the network and I think? I liked it a lot?? But I’ve had this kid version of the Libra app and I wasn’t able to look up anything and dios mio Dolores I have been so frustrated since.

[escuchando]

[Dolores is quiet for a few moments, her lips pressing together.

It looks very much like she's trying not to laugh.]

Oh, Mirabel... That... is entirely normal for a girl your age. Trust me.

[nonmagical]

[Just. So Frustrated!!]

I'm glad you understand...

[escuchando]

[Giggle.]

Don't worry, prima. Tomorrow, someone else will put something scandalous up and everyone will forget that the first thing you did with no restrictions was search for pictures of men's muscles.

[nonmagical]

Well if someone puts up something scandalous it won't be me! I'm not getting involved ever again!

... And I'll check my copy and paste before I do anything like that ever again.

[escuchando]

[She has to laugh, because... well, it is funny.]

I think we can consider this a lesson to all of us to double check the things that we post!