A forward-dated birthday post...s...

[nonmagical]

WHO: Mirabel and the network
WHERE: The network
WHEN: Forward dated to March 6th!
WHAT: Mirabel has an announcement
WARNINGS: Shirtless dude's chest in the second image

[There's a Mirabel on the network! She has a Very Important Announcement:]

The kid version of my app disappeared! I'm not sure why, maybe it has to do...

... WITH THE FACT THAT I'M SIXTEEN NOW!!!

[She means to link this image:https://c.tenor.com/w6860KTKCLYAAAAC/birthday-its-my-birthday.gif but instead links this one: https://www.muscleandfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Male-Chest-Open-Zip-Up-Hoodie.jpg

She doesn't seem to notice.

The post stays up for about 15 minutes, until it's deleted. Huh! Wonder why.

Instead a new text goes out:]

So we're all just gonna pretend we didn't see that last post, right?

More importantly, I'm sixteen now!

[JUST IGNORE THAT LAST TEXT IT DOESN'T EXIST. She wasn't googling dude's chests because she can now ok ok.]

Comments

text, un: Mariposa

[nonmagical]

YOU DIDN'T SEE IT.

I DELETED IT.

IT DOESN'T EXIST.

[whiteshroud]

But I'm so sure I saw it... ( ‵▽′)ψ

Happy Birthday!

[nonmagical]

I didn't post anything except how great it is to be sixteen!

Thank you!

[whiteshroud]

Right right. Because you can look at whatever you want now, right?

[nonmagical]

[JUN PLZ]

Yes and all I've been looking at is cute cat pictures.

[She double checks the image link before posting:]

[whiteshroud]

Haha, well that is a cute kitten! I'll give you that.

But I'm sure you could've searched for those when you were 15 too...

[nonmagical]

WELL MAYBE I WANT TO LOOK AT CUTE CAT PICTURES WHEN I'M 16 TOO.

[whiteshroud]

[This poor girl]

Right. ╰(￣ω￣ｏ)

Sorry, I'll stop now!

[He regrets nothing he just knows not to push too far]

[nonmagical]

Thank you.

This was not how I planned for my birthday to go…

[Well googling chest pictures was exactly how she intended to go, but no one was supposed to know…!]

[whiteshroud]

Haha, I'm sure. I've had my dad walk in on me looking at stuff like that, it's always really embarrassing.

But it'll blow over!

[nonmagical]

My mamá already found out. My life is over.

[Such drama!!]

[whiteshroud]

She did? Oh. Oh no.

Your life isn't over! It's much worse than that.

You're going to get

The Talk™.

[nonmagical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[whiteshroud]

I'm sorry.

I'll pray for your soul and sanity. 🙏

[nonmagical]

Thank you for your prayers in this difficult time.

[whiteshroud]

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May the Lord be with you.