Awwww, that's kind of adorable! One day he'll get used to curtains and we can move him onto fancy stuff like a chaise lounge. He'd like one of those. He can fall back on them in a fit of gothy pique.

[Zulius grins, resting his chin in his hands, palm down- the picture of adorableness. ]

I'm not JUST a pretty face, y'know! And great, then that's JUST what we'll do. We'll lull him into a false sense of security and keep him there with the promise of food. It's flawless.