Don't worry about that. Got you on speed dial.

[ now that he knows what speed dial is. ]

And if I had magic hair powers, maybe I'd wake up every day looking fresh out of the shower too, but. I spend at least an hour doing my hair sometimes, man. [ the things he does for style. ]

And see, yes, that's exactly what I was thinking--but like, he pulls weeds while wearing the same outfit he is right now, so. Like.

I need to convince him that overalls are comfortable or something.